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QUOTE (debe @ Oct 3 2005, 08:38 PM)
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QUOTE (debe @ Oct 3 2005, 03:20 AM)
Men---can't live with them, can't shoot them legally. Or my house would be carpeted with wall-to-wall manskin.

Debe!!!!!! Glad to have you back!!!!! Where the 'eck ya been??? I miss ya! rose.gif

You've heard of "Purgatory", right? Near there, very near there. Just...warmer. firedevil.gif

ohmy.gif You were in Phoenix and you didn't call?!?! mad.gif

 

How are you, girl! bekloppt.gif It's good to see you back. cheer.gif

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The 5 Types Of Post-Marriage Sex

 

 

The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

 

 

The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

 

 

The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

 

 

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"

 

 

There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

 

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I don't like the 4th and 5th kind as much as the rest .

Once that scenario begins to show it's face , that's when the safe is dropped off at the pier and we go on a lil boat ride

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QUOTE (TNT on PMS @ Oct 12 2005, 12:17 PM)
I don't like the 4th and 5th kind as much as the rest .
Once that scenario begins to show it's face , that's when the safe is dropped off at the pier and we go on a lil boat ride

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http://www.cbc.ca/mondayreport/

 

Click on the Back Issues frame on the left, scroll down to the week of February 28, click on "Improving the working lives of women in Canada" and enjoy. Also somewhere there (January 26 2004) is Geddy's tips for toboganning and with winter coming it may be good to view.

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A Few Reasons Why...

Pumpkins Are Better Than Men!

http://www.funpages.com/pumpkins/pumpkin_eyes_md_blk%5B1%5D.gifhttp://www.funpages.com/pumpkins/couch_potato_in_chair_md_blk%5B1%5D.gif

 

Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

 

No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

 

One usually makes a better pie.

 

They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

 

If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

 

If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

 

From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head.

 

A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

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QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Oct 16 2005, 03:53 PM)
A Few Reasons Why...
Pumpkins Are Better Than Men!
http://www.funpages.com/pumpkins/pumpkin_eyes_md_blk%5B1%5D.gifhttp://www.funpages.com/pumpkins/couch_potato_in_chair_md_blk%5B1%5D.gif

Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

One usually makes a better pie.

They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head.

A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

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i think i've seen this somewhere around here before...

but i'll post it again!

 

 

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the

tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid

of

falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from

the

ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They

just

have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave

enough

to climb all the way to the top of the tree. wub.gif

 

 

Now Men....

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to

 

stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to

 

have dinner with. wink.gif

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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Oct 27 2005, 03:38 PM)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/2358aaa.jpg

OK, Cygnus, I just about ended up with breakfast up my sinuses when I saw that. laugh.gif Good one.

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A friend of mine in New Zealand sent me this photo of a new men's loo at Sofitel in Queenstown NZ.

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/Geddygal1/Jokes/SofitelLoo3.jpg

 

Could inhibit the natural process, don't you think !!! unsure.gif

 

gg

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