g under p Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 http://farm1.static.flickr.com/193/448974943_1a71a2ea03.jpg A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGr8imL84AD8inF8sBlackSedan Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 That's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Principled Man Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 QUOTE (g under p @ Apr 17 2012, 10:16 AM)Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go. Well, officer, I only wanted to get to Ray & Sally's Saloon before you got there and drank all the booze...... Can I go now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 rock on old man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 QUOTE (g under p @ Apr 17 2012, 10:16 AM) http://farm1.static.flickr.com/193/448974943_1a71a2ea03.jpg That's a great picture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate2112 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) TWO THOUSANDTHS POST!!!!! Edited April 18, 2012 by Nate2112 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Union 5-3992 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Congrats. You are well on your way to 2112. Just remember us little folks once you get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionman Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I'd say, "Nice car, for a State Trooper, what the HELL do you want?" *then he'd say, get out* ...there's no good outcome The joke is kinda funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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apetersvt Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 http://www.2112.net/powerwindows/references/TPBbigdirtylifeson3.jpg So, what is your excuse?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apetersvt Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 http://www.2112.net/powerwindows/references/TPBbigdirtylifeson2.jpg Don't make me shoot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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