condemned2bfree Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Blackadder has amazing scriptBlackadder: We are going to Mrs. Miggins' Coffee Shop, we are going to find out where Dr. Johnson keeps a copy of his dictionary, and YOU are going to steal it.Baldrick: Me?Blackadder: Yes, you.Baldrick: Why me?Blackadder: Because you burnt it, Baldrick.Baldrick: But then I will go to Hell forever for stealing.Blackadder: Believe me, Baldrick, eternity in the company of Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me... and this pencil. Blackadder: Right, Baldrick. Where's the manuscript?Baldrick: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string?Blackadder: Yes, Baldrick. The manuscript belonging to Dr. Johnson.Baldrick: You mean the baity fellow in the black coat who just left?Blackadder: Yes, Baldrick. Dr. Johnson.Baldrick: So, you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the baity fellow in the black coat who just left is?Blackadder: Yes, Baldrick. I am. And if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with soft, dangly collection of objects in your trousers. Now for the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr. Johnson's manuscript?Baldrick: On the fire.Blackadder: On the *what*?Baldrick: The hot, orangy thing under the stony mantelpiece. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I forgot Spaced...the shame..... Spaced is fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Love comedies, really do. Yes minister and yes prime minister, have to be in my top 5. It has possibly the best script ever, sublime acting and it shows how things are done :) Whiskey priest is one of my favourites...its an incredible comedy series very British too, go see it if you haven't already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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