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When I used to sing in my band we would generally get paid anywhere from 400 to 1000 dollars a night to play. Some nights I would make 250 bucks for myself for doing something I would have done for free. I wish I had a job like that now.
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My department is outsourced to do post foreclosure work for Freddie Mac. But, before ya'll start throwing things at me, let me explain. We audit claims submitted by banks who have serviced mortgages that have gone into foreclosure and which Freddie Mac purchases. We make sure the banks are adhering to the guide lines and not getting more money than they should. And, let me tell you.... they all lie, cheat and steal to get every fraudulent penny they can. My job makes my brain feel like mush, and we're all criminally underpaid. But, at least there is a teeny tiny bit of honor in what we're doing. smile.gif
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QUOTE (Janie @ Apr 13 2011, 10:47 AM)
I'm a SAHM (stay-at-home-mom).

I wipe butts for a living.

I miss being a SAHM more than anything.

 

Yes, it can be thankless (it DOES involve a bit more than butt-wiping, eh? laugh.gif) but you're fortunate that you get to be there with your kids, enjoying them and enjoying your home.

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QUOTE (tick @ Apr 13 2011, 06:54 AM)
When I used to sing in my band we would generally get paid anywhere from 400 to 1000 dollars a night to play. Some nights I would make 250 bucks for myself for doing something I would have done for free. I wish I had a job like that now.

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QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Apr 13 2011, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Apr 13 2011, 10:47 AM)
I'm a SAHM (stay-at-home-mom).

I wipe butts for a living.

I miss being a SAHM more than anything.

 

Yes, it can be thankless (it DOES involve a bit more than butt-wiping, eh? laugh.gif) but you're fortunate that you get to be there with your kids, enjoying them and enjoying your home.

I miss that sometimes, too. But, there was a little part of me that would envy the people who were off and on their way to work while I was dropping the kids off at school. The grass is always greener, huh?

 

Luckily, I work with people who generally make it pleasant to be here. For me, work is my sanctuary away from fighting, complaining, demanding kiddos and a house that's falling apart around me.

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QUOTE (sullysue @ Apr 13 2011, 11:12 AM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Apr 13 2011, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Apr 13 2011, 10:47 AM)
I'm a SAHM (stay-at-home-mom).

I wipe butts for a living.

I miss being a SAHM more than anything.

 

Yes, it can be thankless (it DOES involve a bit more than butt-wiping, eh? laugh.gif) but you're fortunate that you get to be there with your kids, enjoying them and enjoying your home.

I miss that sometimes, too. But, there was a little part of me that would envy the people who were off and on their way to work while I was dropping the kids off at school. The grass is always greener, huh?

 

Luckily, I work with people who generally make it pleasant to be here. For me, work is my sanctuary away from fighting, complaining, demanding kiddos and a house that's falling apart around me.

I think it's because I HAD to go back to work before I was ready to, it wasn't a choice...I'm such a domestic soul, I never envied people who went out to a job.

 

Just call me Donna Reed. tongue.gif

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QUOTE (Janie @ Apr 13 2011, 10:47 AM)
I'm a SAHM (stay-at-home-mom).

I wipe butts for a living.

There is no more noble a profession than butt wiper. notworthy.gif

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IS, I know you are loving life right now. biggrin.gif

SAHM yep 24/7. job for sure. Underpais cash wise but greatly rewarded in the end. trink39.gif

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QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 13 2011, 03:17 PM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 13 2011, 12:26 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Apr 13 2011, 10:47 AM)
I'm a SAHM (stay-at-home-mom).

I wipe butts for a living.

There is no more noble a profession than butt wiper. notworthy.gif

yes.gif

 

The future is truly in their hands. smile.gif

You mean we have a future filled with shit? Dark times ahead indeed.

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QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 13 2011, 12:43 PM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 13 2011, 03:17 PM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 13 2011, 12:26 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Apr 13 2011, 10:47 AM)
I'm a SAHM (stay-at-home-mom).

I wipe butts for a living.

There is no more noble a profession than butt wiper. notworthy.gif

yes.gif

 

The future is truly in their hands. smile.gif

You mean we have a future filled with shit? Dark times ahead indeed.

That's kind of a given, don't you think. rofl3.gif

 

I commend all sahm, it's a tough job but well worth it.

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With all this pooh talk....I guess I fit right in.

 

I work for the City of Carlsbad (California) in their Waste Water division with the Collections department.

 

Collections.....Yes, you can figure it out.

 

Actually, I do both video and maintenance for the sewer system.

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 13 2011, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 13 2011, 03:17 PM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 13 2011, 12:26 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Apr 13 2011, 10:47 AM)
I'm a SAHM (stay-at-home-mom).

I wipe butts for a living.

There is no more noble a profession than butt wiper. notworthy.gif

yes.gif

 

The future is truly in their hands. smile.gif

You mean we have a future filled with shit? Dark times ahead indeed.

I was hoping someone would catch that. laugh.gif

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QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 14 2011, 10:02 AM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 13 2011, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 13 2011, 03:17 PM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 13 2011, 12:26 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Apr 13 2011, 10:47 AM)
I'm a SAHM (stay-at-home-mom).

I wipe butts for a living.

There is no more noble a profession than butt wiper. notworthy.gif

yes.gif

 

The future is truly in their hands. smile.gif

You mean we have a future filled with shit? Dark times ahead indeed.

I was hoping someone would catch that. laugh.gif

here i was thinking i deal with a lot of a-holes at my job.

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QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Apr 14 2011, 09:04 AM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 14 2011, 10:02 AM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 13 2011, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 13 2011, 03:17 PM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 13 2011, 12:26 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Apr 13 2011, 10:47 AM)
I'm a SAHM (stay-at-home-mom).

I wipe butts for a living.

There is no more noble a profession than butt wiper. notworthy.gif

yes.gif

 

The future is truly in their hands. smile.gif

You mean we have a future filled with shit? Dark times ahead indeed.

I was hoping someone would catch that. laugh.gif

here i was thinking i deal with a lot of a-holes at my job.

I had no idea you were a proctologist.

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QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 14 2011, 08:11 AM)
QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Apr 14 2011, 09:04 AM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 14 2011, 10:02 AM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 13 2011, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 13 2011, 03:17 PM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 13 2011, 12:26 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Apr 13 2011, 10:47 AM)
I'm a SAHM (stay-at-home-mom).

I wipe butts for a living.

There is no more noble a profession than butt wiper. notworthy.gif

yes.gif

 

The future is truly in their hands. smile.gif

You mean we have a future filled with shit? Dark times ahead indeed.

I was hoping someone would catch that. laugh.gif

here i was thinking i deal with a lot of a-holes at my job.

I had no idea you were a proctologist.

He's the Assman

 

 

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QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Apr 14 2011, 10:47 AM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 14 2011, 08:11 AM)
QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Apr 14 2011, 09:04 AM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 14 2011, 10:02 AM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 13 2011, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 13 2011, 03:17 PM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 13 2011, 12:26 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Apr 13 2011, 10:47 AM)
I'm a SAHM (stay-at-home-mom).

I wipe butts for a living.

There is no more noble a profession than butt wiper. notworthy.gif

yes.gif

 

The future is truly in their hands. smile.gif

You mean we have a future filled with shit? Dark times ahead indeed.

I was hoping someone would catch that. laugh.gif

here i was thinking i deal with a lot of a-holes at my job.

I had no idea you were a proctologist.

He's the Assman

 

 

tongue.gif

When I was in high school working my little Unit Supervisor job at the local TCBY, a friend was promoted; we all got a kick out of his new name tag & title:

 

Ass Manager laugh.gif

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QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 14 2011, 10:01 AM)
I'm sort of a doctor.
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DDS to be more specific. smile.gif

Are you like Stu in 'The Hangover"?

 

"Can I see that file? I'm actually a doctor."

"Yeah, you said that about five times last night. Actually, you're just a dentist."

 

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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 14 2011, 10:46 AM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 14 2011, 10:01 AM)
I'm sort of a doctor.
cool.gif




























DDS to be more specific.  smile.gif

Are you like Stu in 'The Hangover"?

 

"Can I see that file? I'm actually a doctor."

"Yeah, you said that about five times last night. Actually, you're just a dentist."

 

tongue.gif

I give him crap about that all the time. It's great fun. laugh.gif

 

I'll never forget the first time we had this conversation:

 

ILS: Hey, I have a medical question for you because you're sort of a doctor. unsure.gif

 

WCM: Sort of a doctor? What do you mean sort of a doctor? rage.gif

 

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Beauty Engineer for the last 17 years.

 

All that work digging in the salt mines is paying off. I'm getting tv show gigs, and this summer, I get to paint a model all gold, like in Goldfinger.

 

 

That should be interesting... unsure.gif

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