Lost In Xanadu Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 I don't wanna be a pirate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Shhh...keep it down...nobody actually *needs* the mail....why yes, Mr. Kramer you do need mail....look just beat it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Is anyone here a marine biologist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry, at that moment, I was a marine biologist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 THEY'RE IN JERRY what's in THE MACKINAW PEACHES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Oh YA?! Well... I just had sex with your wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 George likes spicy chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 NO ONE GIVES US THE FINGER WE'RE YANKEES! Want this last donut? No, you can have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umoveme Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 What am I going to do with all this PIAYA?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) Oh YA?! Well... I just had sex with your wife!Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp Edited March 21, 2013 by Lost In Xanadu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Oh YA?! Well... I just had sex with your wife!Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp Oh yeah? Well the JERK STORE called, they're runnin outta YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/daddyspeanutamy/January2009029.jpg Edited March 22, 2013 by BeOhBe Bob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Oh YA?! Well... I just had sex with your wife!Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp Oh yeah? Well the JERK STORE called, they're runnin outta YOU!You know his wife has been in a coma for the last six months? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Reedicuruss! Did you just say reedicuruss? No I said ridiculous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I know that smell... THE BEACH!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 So let me get this straight. You're in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle and you think to yourself "what the hell, i'll just eat some trash". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 So let me get this straight. You're in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle and you think to yourself "what the hell, i'll just eat some trash". It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 So let me get this straight. You're in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle and you think to yourself "what the hell, i'll just eat some trash". It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on. Well, you my friend have now crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 So let me get this straight. You're in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle and you think to yourself "what the hell, i'll just eat some trash". It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on. Well, you my friend have now crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.It was above the garbage. Hovering. Like an angel. Of course I know your aunt bit it. I kissed her goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 So let me get this straight. You're in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle and you think to yourself "what the hell, i'll just eat some trash". It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on. Well, you my friend have now crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.It was above the garbage. Hovering. Like an angel. Of course I know your aunt bit it. I kissed her goodbye.But it was right on top! It wasn't even garbage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming? Fake, fake, fake, fake. I'm stunned, I'm shocked! How many times did you do this? mmmmm, all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 You wouldn't yada yada sex, would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Have you ever *met* a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. *Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* something up there... Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobo73 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Believe it or not George isnt a home, leave a messaaaage at the beep..... My brother and I did this to our grandma's answering machine when we were kids- she was so confused hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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