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http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo228/LifesonPics/tumblrAl1_zps70bb778c.jpg

 

:eh: :eh:

 

Does, does Alex have a side business where he fixes things for people because if that's the case... I have an exterior garage light that needs re-wiring.

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http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo228/LifesonPics/tumblrAl1_zps70bb778c.jpg

 

:eh: :eh:

 

Does, does Alex have a side business where he fixes things for people because if that's the case... I have an exterior garage light that needs re-wiring.

 

Now that you mention it, I've been having a little trouble with the electric blanket on my bed. :LOL:

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http://i.imgur.com/dJdJXW6.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/Ewz7lrZ.jpg

Look at how far up his neck that shirt is buttoned?! Al needs to channel his younger self and start showing more skin again.

 

Dear Alex,

 

We're going to need, like, 85% more chest hair...immediately!

 

Love,

All your lady fans

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Dear Lady Rush fans,

 

I have given you small glimpses of my chest hair recently.

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/Bluefunk/Rush/cs-Rush20-Atlanta8104.jpg

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/Bluefunk/Rush/AlexGoldLesPaulCamden1.jpg

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/Bluefunk/Rush/Rush07Marysville129.jpg

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/Bluefunk/Rush/tumblr_mel86hPIZI1rg586fo1_500-1.png

 

But these days I prefer to keep the buttons done up, since a chest wig takes a lot of time to style before a gig. You all know what my chest really looks like these days:

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/Bluefunk/Rush/vaportrails-5.jpg

 

Love,

Alex. xxx

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Dear Lady Rush fans,

 

I have given you small glimpses of my chest hair recently.

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/Bluefunk/Rush/cs-Rush20-Atlanta8104.jpg

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/Bluefunk/Rush/AlexGoldLesPaulCamden1.jpg

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/Bluefunk/Rush/Rush07Marysville129.jpg

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/Bluefunk/Rush/tumblr_mel86hPIZI1rg586fo1_500-1.png

 

But these days I prefer to keep the buttons done up, since a chest wig takes a lot of time to style before a gig. You all know what my chest really looks like these days:

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/Bluefunk/Rush/vaportrails-5.jpg

 

Love,

Alex. xxx

:LMAO: You go........... :codger:
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Dear Mr. Lifeson,

 

Thank you for your quick, yet disappointing, response regarding your chest hair. TRF ladies, and VS, require more body exposure. At this time, I would like to propose that at future Rush shows, your guitar be raised to waist level for optimal junk exposure, your shirts to be unbuttoned at the chest and preferably chaps added to your wardrobe as my previous requests for you to go pantsless has not been met. Since you continue to wear clothes in concert, I feel our demands can be easily met.

 

Lots of luvins,

Janie

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Dear Mr. Lifeson,

 

Thank you for your quick, yet disappointing, response regarding your chest hair. TRF ladies, and VS, require more body exposure. At this time, I would like to propose that at future Rush shows, your guitar be raised to waist level for optimal junk exposure, your shirts to be unbuttoned at the chest and preferably chaps added to your wardrobe as my previous requests for you to go pantsless has not been met. Since you continue to wear clothes in concert, I feel our demands can be easily met.

 

Lots of luvins,

Janie

 

Here here! I second this motion! We requested 85% more chest hair and were only given maybe 42.5% so we're going to need more junk exposure to make up for this grievance.

 

Although we're willing to compromise on the chest hair front if you're willing to compromise on the pantsless front...the ball is in your court Lerxst!

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From RIAB:

"The Kidney Foundation of Canada's annual A Brush of Hope charity auction took place last week and Alex Lifeson along with dozens of other Canadian celebrities donated paintings to be auctioned off to raise money for the charity. Alex's painting for this year was a self portrait that ended up being sold for a whopping $7,600!"

 

How awesome is that! The man may button his shirts up to his chin and wear his guitar strapped so low we can't see nuthin' but he sure can please the Kidney Foundation with a very awesome auction win.

 

Way to go Alex!

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Dear Mr. Lifeson,

 

Thank you for your quick, yet disappointing, response regarding your chest hair. TRF ladies, and VS, require more body exposure. At this time, I would like to propose that at future Rush shows, your guitar be raised to waist level for optimal junk exposure, your shirts to be unbuttoned at the chest and preferably chaps added to your wardrobe as my previous requests for you to go pantsless has not been met. Since you continue to wear clothes in concert, I feel our demands can be easily met.

 

Lots of luvins,

Janie

 

:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :ph34r: :drool: :outtahere:

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http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo228/LifesonPics/cin21-1-1.jpg

 

How? How can one person be this gorgeous?

 

Maybe that explains why Serbians are said to be such insane sex beasts. :whip:

 

(Sorry if I offended any Serbians here. We're actually quite grateful, at least in Alex's case.)

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http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo228/LifesonPics/cin21-1-1.jpg

 

How? How can one person be this gorgeous?

 

Maybe that explains why Serbians are said to be such insane sex beasts. :whip:

 

:blink: I think I'm going to be pounding some frustration into the pavement today when I go for a run.
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