blonde77th Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I think we did a awesome job yesterday in here Cygnus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Met my match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arleen2112 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 QUOTE (blonde77th @ Oct 25 2006, 07:44 PM) http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h173/blonde77th/136.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 QUOTE (blonde77th @ Oct 26 2006, 10:05 AM) I think we did a awesome job yesterday in here Cygnus You both did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Oct 26 2006, 11:34 AM) Met my match Thats what i wanted to hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, and stuff, but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat. The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in little metal boxes. Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. He joined up the same time as me. But I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in. Your loving daughter, Gail PS - speaking of shooting, enclosed is $200 toward the new roof and grandma's teeth. The city boys shoot craps, too, but not too well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Wife School Hope there is one in your area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Wake up !!!!!!! Your Dreaming !!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 A very old couple that have been married forever are sitting on the porch one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch and into the bushes. He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?" She says, "For having a little pecker." He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes. She crawls back and says, "What was that for?" He says, "For knowing there was more than one size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ladirushfan80 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 MARRIED LIFE SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!! A couple had only been married 2 weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face, to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the fridge displaying 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do; all he could think to say was, "Yes, Lollipop ... but at the bar ...you know...they have frozen glasses" "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer to hand him. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious ...I won't be long, I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches. "But my sweet honey...at the bar...you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?" And . . . they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 awe how sweet Good for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Nov 7 2006, 06:34 AM) MARRIED LIFE SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!! A couple had only been married 2 weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face, to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the fridge displaying 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do; all he could think to say was, "Yes, Lollipop ... but at the bar ...you know...they have frozen glasses" "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer to hand him. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious ...I won't be long, I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches. "But my sweet honey...at the bar...you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?" And . . . they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porthleven's rose Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 QUOTE (chaotica @ Nov 7 2006, 11:41 AM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Nov 7 2006, 06:34 AM) MARRIED LIFE SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!! A couple had only been married 2 weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face, to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the fridge displaying 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do; all he could think to say was, "Yes, Lollipop ... but at the bar ...you know...they have frozen glasses" "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer to hand him. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious ...I won't be long, I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches. "But my sweet honey...at the bar...you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?" And . . . they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 He's 85, The Bride's 25 - What a Honeymoon ! At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their Wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Morris. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Morris Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Morris gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris." Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I Was here already?" The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has Its advantages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porthleven's rose Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 hmm, I notice that,as usual,its the older man with a younger women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 QUOTE (porthleven's rose @ Nov 15 2006, 01:33 PM) hmm, I notice that,as usual,its the older man with a younger women. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/118590a.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porthleven's rose Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Nov 15 2006, 12:36 PM) QUOTE (porthleven's rose @ Nov 15 2006, 01:33 PM) hmm, I notice that,as usual,its the older man with a younger women. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/118590a.jpg Exactly!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 QUOTE (porthleven's rose @ Nov 15 2006, 11:57 AM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Nov 15 2006, 12:36 PM) QUOTE (porthleven's rose @ Nov 15 2006, 01:33 PM) hmm, I notice that,as usual,its the older man with a younger women. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/118590a.jpg Exactly!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Referee Training----click Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Nov 16 2006, 12:28 PM) Referee Training----click Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
failte Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 this is my first post on nww, i've been reading the posts and live chats over my husband thesweetscience's shoulder for the past couple of weeks and decided to join. i've been reading all kinds of threads on this forum and have been enjoying myself immensly all of you are just like a big family (one that seems to get along more than some families....) i'm glad i'm here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 QUOTE (failte @ Nov 16 2006, 03:41 PM)this is my first post on nww, i've been reading the posts and live chats over my husband thesweetscience's shoulder for the past couple of weeks and decided to join. i've been reading all kinds of threads on this forum and have been enjoying myself immensly all of you are just like a big family (one that seems to get along more than some families....) i'm glad i'm here Welcome to TRF, failte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Nov 16 2006, 03:21 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Nov 16 2006, 12:28 PM) Referee Training----click Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 QUOTE (failte @ Nov 16 2006, 02:41 PM) this is my first post on nww, i've been reading the posts and live chats over my husband thesweetscience's shoulder for the past couple of weeks and decided to join. i've been reading all kinds of threads on this forum and have been enjoying myself immensly all of you are just like a big family (one that seems to get along more than some families....) i'm glad i'm here Welcome here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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