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I'm wondering how a person might get the job of the guy that carried her to and from the stage. At one point his face was right between her buttocks. I'm brushing up my resume. new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif Edited by tjtull
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QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 18 2010, 03:18 PM)
QUOTE (PhilCastro @ Jun 24 2010, 12:14 PM)
she's hot yes.gif

She a sack of potatoes with a tit job, please.

Pass the potatoes please. smile.gif

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QUOTE (tick @ Oct 18 2010, 03:45 PM)
QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 18 2010, 03:18 PM)
QUOTE (PhilCastro @ Jun 24 2010, 12:14 PM)
she's hot yes.gif

She a sack of potatoes with a tit job, please.

Pass the potatoes please. smile.gif

And the butter....

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QUOTE (RushNut @ Oct 18 2010, 03:49 PM)
QUOTE (tick @ Oct 18 2010, 03:45 PM)
QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 18 2010, 03:18 PM)
QUOTE (PhilCastro @ Jun 24 2010, 12:14 PM)
she's hot yes.gif

She a sack of potatoes with a tit job, please.

Pass the potatoes please. smile.gif

And the butter....

Must admit, some of her songs are growing on me. Her looks aren't too bad either most times. wub.gif

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QUOTE (LeaveMyThingAlone @ Oct 18 2010, 09:02 PM)
QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 18 2010, 02:18 PM)
QUOTE (PhilCastro @ Jun 24 2010, 12:14 PM)
she's hot yes.gif

She a sack of potatoes with a tit job, please.

I am speechless...or are you the Justin Bieber type?

?? My standards are different. I also don't get aroused by learning someone's had anal bleaching

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QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 19 2010, 10:16 AM)
QUOTE (LeaveMyThingAlone @ Oct 18 2010, 09:02 PM)
QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 18 2010, 02:18 PM)
QUOTE (PhilCastro @ Jun 24 2010, 12:14 PM)
she's hot yes.gif

She a sack of potatoes with a tit job, please.

I am speechless...or are you the Justin Bieber type?

?? My standards are different. I also don't get aroused by learning someone's had anal bleaching

I find the last response hard to believe.

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QUOTE (Tigershark2112 @ Jun 24 2010, 01:48 PM)
I just have this fiery hatred for anything pop-related. As soon as I see or hear it I just get irritated automatically. I can't stand watching these girls use their sex appeal and horrible voices to make money while everyone around them thinks they're gods.

goodpost.gif This x100000 I cant stand anything popular now, of any genre.

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QUOTE (A Farewell to Things @ Oct 19 2010, 09:42 AM)
QUOTE (Tigershark2112 @ Jun 24 2010, 01:48 PM)
I just have this fiery hatred for anything pop-related. As soon as I see or hear it I just get irritated automatically. I can't stand watching these girls use their sex appeal and horrible voices to make money while everyone around them thinks they're gods.

goodpost.gif This x100000 I cant stand anything popular now, of any genre.

What's so incredibly enigmatic is you see many people here express an interest in her musically (absolute garbage), AND, they find themselves attracted to a shadow of a person with skanky attributes. I thought the majority of Rush fans had some degree of sophistication!

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QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 19 2010, 10:03 AM)
QUOTE (A Farewell to Things @ Oct 19 2010, 09:42 AM)
QUOTE (Tigershark2112 @ Jun 24 2010, 01:48 PM)
I just have this fiery hatred for anything pop-related. As soon as I see or hear it I just get irritated automatically. I can't stand watching these girls use their sex appeal and horrible voices to make money while everyone around them thinks they're gods.

goodpost.gif This x100000 I cant stand anything popular now, of any genre.

What's so incredibly enigmatic is you see many people here express an interest in her musically (absolute garbage), AND, they find themselves attracted to a shadow of a person with skanky attributes. I thought the majority of Rush fans had some degree of sophistication!

95% of Rush fans are men. Men are horndogs. Katy Perry is hot, no matter which way you slice it. It ain't rocket science. A + B = C

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QUOTE (LeaveMyThingAlone @ Oct 19 2010, 10:57 AM)
QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 19 2010, 10:03 AM)
QUOTE (A Farewell to Things @ Oct 19 2010, 09:42 AM)
QUOTE (Tigershark2112 @ Jun 24 2010, 01:48 PM)
I just have this fiery hatred for anything pop-related. As soon as I see or hear it I just get irritated automatically. I can't stand watching these girls use their sex appeal and horrible voices to make money while everyone around them thinks they're gods.

goodpost.gif This x100000 I cant stand anything popular now, of any genre.

What's so incredibly enigmatic is you see many people here express an interest in her musically (absolute garbage), AND, they find themselves attracted to a shadow of a person with skanky attributes. I thought the majority of Rush fans had some degree of sophistication!

95% of Rush fans are men. Men are horndogs. Katy Perry is hot, no matter which way you slice it. It ain't rocket science. A + B = C

I'm still working on that job of Katy Perry's lifter.

 

I've added the following to my resume:

 

-Has the uncanny ability to balance top-heavy objects.

-Face fits squarely between two pillowy objects.

 

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

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QUOTE (tjtull @ Oct 19 2010, 09:26 AM)
QUOTE (LeaveMyThingAlone @ Oct 19 2010, 10:57 AM)
QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 19 2010, 10:03 AM)
QUOTE (A Farewell to Things @ Oct 19 2010, 09:42 AM)
QUOTE (Tigershark2112 @ Jun 24 2010, 01:48 PM)
I just have this fiery hatred for anything pop-related. As soon as I see or hear it I just get irritated automatically. I can't stand watching these girls use their sex appeal and horrible voices to make money while everyone around them thinks they're gods.

goodpost.gif This x100000 I cant stand anything popular now, of any genre.

What's so incredibly enigmatic is you see many people here express an interest in her musically (absolute garbage), AND, they find themselves attracted to a shadow of a person with skanky attributes. I thought the majority of Rush fans had some degree of sophistication!

95% of Rush fans are men. Men are horndogs. Katy Perry is hot, no matter which way you slice it. It ain't rocket science. A + B = C

I'm still working on that job of Katy Perry's lifter.

 

I've added the following to my resume:

 

-Has the uncanny ability to balance top-heavy objects.

-Face fits squarely between two pillowy objects.

 

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Whenever saying anything to, about and for a woman, never ever use the word 'heavy.'

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QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Oct 19 2010, 10:20 AM)
QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 19 2010, 10:16 AM)
QUOTE (LeaveMyThingAlone @ Oct 18 2010, 09:02 PM)
QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 18 2010, 02:18 PM)
QUOTE (PhilCastro @ Jun 24 2010, 12:14 PM)
she's hot yes.gif

She a sack of potatoes with a tit job, please.

I am speechless...or are you the Justin Bieber type?

?? My standards are different. I also don't get aroused by learning someone's had anal bleaching

I find the last response hard to believe.

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QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 19 2010, 12:48 PM)
QUOTE (tjtull @ Oct 19 2010, 09:26 AM)
QUOTE (LeaveMyThingAlone @ Oct 19 2010, 10:57 AM)
QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 19 2010, 10:03 AM)
QUOTE (A Farewell to Things @ Oct 19 2010, 09:42 AM)
QUOTE (Tigershark2112 @ Jun 24 2010, 01:48 PM)
I just have this fiery hatred for anything pop-related. As soon as I see or hear it I just get irritated automatically. I can't stand watching these girls use their sex appeal and horrible voices to make money while everyone around them thinks they're gods.

goodpost.gif This x100000 I cant stand anything popular now, of any genre.

What's so incredibly enigmatic is you see many people here express an interest in her musically (absolute garbage), AND, they find themselves attracted to a shadow of a person with skanky attributes. I thought the majority of Rush fans had some degree of sophistication!

95% of Rush fans are men. Men are horndogs. Katy Perry is hot, no matter which way you slice it. It ain't rocket science. A + B = C

I'm still working on that job of Katy Perry's lifter.

 

I've added the following to my resume:

 

-Has the uncanny ability to balance top-heavy objects.

-Face fits squarely between two pillowy objects.

 

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Whenever saying anything to, about and for a woman, never ever use the word 'heavy.'

goodpost.gif laugh.gif

 

I need to change that to "lifting well proportioned shapes".

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QUOTE (LeaveMyThingAlone @ Oct 19 2010, 10:57 AM)
QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 19 2010, 10:03 AM)
QUOTE (A Farewell to Things @ Oct 19 2010, 09:42 AM)
QUOTE (Tigershark2112 @ Jun 24 2010, 01:48 PM)
I just have this fiery hatred for anything pop-related. As soon as I see or hear it I just get irritated automatically. I can't stand watching these girls use their sex appeal and horrible voices to make money while everyone around them thinks they're gods.

goodpost.gif This x100000 I cant stand anything popular now, of any genre.

What's so incredibly enigmatic is you see many people here express an interest in her musically (absolute garbage), AND, they find themselves attracted to a shadow of a person with skanky attributes. I thought the majority of Rush fans had some degree of sophistication!

95% of Rush fans are men. Men are horndogs. Katy Perry is hot, no matter which way you slice it. It ain't rocket science. A + B = C

Not all men are horndogs- some have standards!

Katy Perry falls far below my standards

A+B=C? Did you ride the magic bus back in the 60's, man?

 

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QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 19 2010, 03:08 PM)
QUOTE (LeaveMyThingAlone @ Oct 19 2010, 10:57 AM)
QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Oct 19 2010, 10:03 AM)
QUOTE (A Farewell to Things @ Oct 19 2010, 09:42 AM)
QUOTE (Tigershark2112 @ Jun 24 2010, 01:48 PM)
I just have this fiery hatred for anything pop-related. As soon as I see or hear it I just get irritated automatically. I can't stand watching these girls use their sex appeal and horrible voices to make money while everyone around them thinks they're gods.

goodpost.gif This x100000 I cant stand anything popular now, of any genre.

What's so incredibly enigmatic is you see many people here express an interest in her musically (absolute garbage), AND, they find themselves attracted to a shadow of a person with skanky attributes. I thought the majority of Rush fans had some degree of sophistication!

95% of Rush fans are men. Men are horndogs. Katy Perry is hot, no matter which way you slice it. It ain't rocket science. A + B = C

Not all men are horndogs- some have standards!

Katy Perry falls far below my standards

A+B=C? Did you ride the magic bus back in the 60's, man?

Are you more of a Fabio guy? smile.gif

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A buddy of mine took his daughter to see some boy band years back, and during a "costume change" he said that they played a little Tom Sawyer, and some Police ( I forget which tune) Apparently the idea was to give the parents something to dig.

 

Cool stuff..she's cute, but can't sing worth a crap!

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Well...she just got a nose ring. That's kinda killed it for me....

 

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