HowItIs Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Why getting old sucks, reason #26: Falling asleep before you can get home from the Denny's Senior Dinner Special at 4:00 pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted August 11, 2011 Author Share Posted August 11, 2011 Does anybody else hear the outro to Layla playing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 It is tiring waiting for the early bird special at Denny's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Senior discount from Avis? 10% Senior discount from IHOP? 15% Senior discount from Avis? Zzzzzzz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Nothing says, "nightmare" more than zombie seniors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 singin along to Freebird when you're 90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 What really happens when you see someone driving 30 on the highway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassTheAmmunition Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Carbon Monoxide: It just works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted August 11, 2011 Author Share Posted August 11, 2011 I hope to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandparents. Not screaming like the passengers in their car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Sorry for the delay. Family crisis called. Too spent to judge now. Nothing may be funny. I dont want to peek. I'll catch up tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inthend Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 10 2011, 08:38 PM) The Fast and the Furious 9 f-ing sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 hilarious entries! There were several tied for first, but GOAR had me chuckling repeatedly at the Layla one. I'm a Goodfellas fan. Well played sir, you're up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Bruce Banner feeding his inner Hulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 It may look unhealthy, but I've got a Diet Pepsi to go with it...so that makes it fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Deleted scenes from American Pie. This a still from the "It tastes just like a hamburger" clip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted August 15, 2011 Author Share Posted August 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Thanks GoaR Next... http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad190/TDear_1984/dishwasher.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Don't put my bowl away. There's still some food left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Steak: good to the last molecule, even after going through the dishwasher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Call me country, but this is how I do my dishes too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 New! From Maytag! It's... DishLab. A high-end dishwasher perfect for the hillbilly who doesn't understand how major appliances work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 You know, if you put the heat on low, you could probably wash the dishes and give the dog a bath, at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Is clogged dog fur covered in the warranty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted August 15, 2011 Author Share Posted August 15, 2011 The owner's manual said: "Whatever you do, do NOT open dishwasher during pre-soak cycle." Now I know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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