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"Surely you can't be serious."

 

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

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QUOTE (paganoman @ Mar 6 2005, 08:12 PM)
"Surely you can't be serious."

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

Man! you took mine!

 

"Before I kill you, there is something you should know. I am you fathers, brothers, cousins former older roomate"

 

"so what does that make us?"

 

"Absolutely nothing!"

-Spaceballs, Dark Helmet talking to Lone Star

 

"Whats the matter Colonel Saunders. . . Chicken?"

-Spaceballs, taunting Colonel Saunders

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From a few of the films already mentioned:

 

"..could be worse.. could be raining.."

 

 

"..you can't really dust for vomit.."

 

 

"..he died in a bizarre gardening accident.."

 

 

 

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"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

 

"I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown."

 

~DeNiro, Meet the Parents

 

"I'd have to say Jesus...he was a carpenter and I figured if you're going to follow in somebody's footsteps, why not the steps of our lord and savior?"

 

~Owen Wilson, same flick

 

 

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QUOTE (Earthshine @ Mar 7 2005, 04:31 PM)
"..could be worse.. could be raining.."

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I love that line!! We could do an entire thread from that movie, alone.

 

"WAIT!! Where are you going??? I was going to make espresso."

 

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QUOTE (paganoman @ Mar 7 2005, 01:53 PM)
QUOTE (Earthshine @ Mar 7 2005, 04:31 PM)
"..could be worse..    could be raining.."

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I love that line!! We could do an entire thread from that movie, alone.

 

"WAIT!! Where are you going??? I was going to make espresso."

 

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You got that right!!

 

"Abby Something...."

 

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"He has a wife, you know........."

 

"I'm Brian, and so's my wife"

 

"Well it's not meant to be taken literally, it obviously refers to all manufacturers of dairy produce"

 

................I'll just cut and paste the screenplay, shall I?

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QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Mar 7 2005, 06:58 PM)
"He has a wife, you know........."

"I'm Brian, and so's my wife"

"Well it's not meant to be taken literally, it obviously refers to all manufacturers of dairy produce"

................I'll just cut and paste the screenplay, shall I?

go for it!

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"Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"

 

"NO! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

 

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"Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left."

 

"Yes I have."

 

"LOOK!"

 

"Tis a flesh wound."

 

 

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QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Mar 7 2005, 06:58 PM)
"He has a wife, you know........."

"I'm Brian, and so's my wife"

"Well it's not meant to be taken literally, it obviously refers to all manufacturers of dairy produce"

................I'll just cut and paste the screenplay, shall I?

Oh Please??!! applaudit.gif applaudit.gif applaudit.gif yes.gif

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QUOTE (afansince74 @ Mar 7 2005, 02:44 PM)
PUT... THE CANDLE... BACK!!!!

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"Under NO circumstances should you open that door!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Let me out Let me out Let out!!!! Let me out of here dammit .. I'll kick your God damn head in...."

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