nettiesaur Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 QUOTE (Maestro @ Aug 30 2008, 12:35 AM) Green, Gray, Purple, Orange, Yellow, Red, Blue! Nettie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted August 30, 2008 Author Share Posted August 30, 2008 Egats a s'dlrow eht lla nehw ecneidua na rof moor on s'ereht... ...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted August 31, 2008 Author Share Posted August 31, 2008 Flutter by, butterfly! [ ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted September 3, 2008 Author Share Posted September 3, 2008 The English word 'Facetious' is one of only two in the entire language whose vowels are in the 'correct' order. I can't recall the other at this point in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted September 3, 2008 Author Share Posted September 3, 2008 Way, way out there: http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?showtopic=42541 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 QUOTE (Maestro @ Sep 2 2008, 09:46 PM) Way, way out there: http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?showtopic=42541 That is way, way too far out there!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 QUOTE (nettiesaur @ Sep 2 2008, 10:00 PM) QUOTE (Maestro @ Sep 2 2008, 09:46 PM) Way, way out there: http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?showtopic=42541 That is way, way too far out there!!! I worry a little about the men in Kuala Lumpur. That was two of these nutcases (pun intended) in the same week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 QUOTE (Marathonist @ Sep 2 2008, 10:15 PM) QUOTE (nettiesaur @ Sep 2 2008, 10:00 PM) QUOTE (Maestro @ Sep 2 2008, 09:46 PM) Way, way out there: http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?showtopic=42541 That is way, way too far out there!!! I worry a little about the men in Kuala Lumpur. That was two of these nutcases (pun intended) in the same week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted September 4, 2008 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 QUOTE (nettiesaur @ Sep 2 2008, 08:16 PM) QUOTE (Marathonist @ Sep 2 2008, 10:15 PM) QUOTE (nettiesaur @ Sep 2 2008, 10:00 PM) QUOTE (Maestro @ Sep 2 2008, 09:46 PM) Way, way out there: http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?showtopic=42541 That is way, way too far out there!!! I worry a little about the men in Kuala Lumpur. That was two of these nutcases (pun intended) in the same week. I would say these guys had kind o' sort o' screwed themselves were it not so painfully obvious they'd nutted themselves instead -more or less. Wonder if they used wingnuts... ...(?) Nuts on the wing? OMG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 ewwwwwwwwwww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted September 5, 2008 Author Share Posted September 5, 2008 QUOTE (nettiesaur @ Aug 29 2008, 05:22 PM) That Sam I am is a funny guy! SIA: 'I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam I am.' GIH: 'That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am!' SIA: 'Do you like green eggs and ham?' GIH: 'I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham.' SIA: 'Would you like them here or there?' GIH: 'I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?' GIH: 'I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?' GIH: 'Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.' GIH: 'I would not, could not, in a car.' SIA: 'You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree!' GIH: 'I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you on a train? Say! In the dark? Here in the dark? Would you, could you in the dark?' GIH: 'I would not, could not, in the dark.' SIA: 'Would you, could you, in the rain?' GIH: 'I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like them, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere!' SIA: 'You do not like green eggs and ham?' GIH: 'I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Could you, would you, with a goat?' GIH: 'I would not, could not, with a goat!' SIA: 'Would you, could you, on a boat?' GIH: 'I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE! I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say.' GIH: 'Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.' [Munch, munch. Chew, chew.] GIH: Say! I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would eat them in a boat, and I would eat them with a goat... ...And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so good, so good, you see! I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them here and there. Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE! I do so like green eggs and ham. Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am! III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 QUOTE (Maestro @ Sep 5 2008, 01:05 AM) QUOTE (nettiesaur @ Aug 29 2008, 05:22 PM) That Sam I am is a funny guy! SIA: 'I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam I am.' GIH: 'That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am!' SIA: 'Do you like green eggs and ham?' GIH: 'I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham.' SIA: 'Would you like them here or there?' GIH: 'I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?' GIH: 'I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?' GIH: 'Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.' GIH: 'I would not, could not, in a car.' SIA: 'You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree!' GIH: 'I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you on a train? Say! In the dark? Here in the dark? Would you, could you in the dark?' GIH: 'I would not, could not, in the dark.' SIA: 'Would you, could you, in the rain?' GIH: 'I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like them, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere!' SIA: 'You do not like green eggs and ham?' GIH: 'I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Could you, would you, with a goat?' GIH: 'I would not, could not, with a goat!' SIA: 'Would you, could you, on a boat?' GIH: 'I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE! I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say.' GIH: 'Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.' [Munch, munch. Chew, chew.] GIH: Say! I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would eat them in a boat, and I would eat them with a goat... ...And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so good, so good, you see! I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them here and there. Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE! I do so like green eggs and ham. Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am! III. Now I don't have to buy the book, wait, I have 3 copies at work.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted September 6, 2008 Author Share Posted September 6, 2008 QUOTE (nettiesaur @ Sep 5 2008, 07:35 PM) QUOTE (Maestro @ Sep 5 2008, 01:05 AM) QUOTE (nettiesaur @ Aug 29 2008, 05:22 PM) That Sam I am is a funny guy! SIA: 'I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam I am.' GIH: 'That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am!' SIA: 'Do you like green eggs and ham?' GIH: 'I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham.' SIA: 'Would you like them here or there?' GIH: 'I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?' GIH: 'I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?' GIH: 'Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.' GIH: 'I would not, could not, in a car.' SIA: 'You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree!' GIH: 'I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you on a train? Say! In the dark? Here in the dark? Would you, could you in the dark?' GIH: 'I would not, could not, in the dark.' SIA: 'Would you, could you, in the rain?' GIH: 'I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like them, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere!' SIA: 'You do not like green eggs and ham?' GIH: 'I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Could you, would you, with a goat?' GIH: 'I would not, could not, with a goat!' SIA: 'Would you, could you, on a boat?' GIH: 'I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE! I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say.' GIH: 'Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.' [Munch, munch. Chew, chew.] GIH: Say! I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would eat them in a boat, and I would eat them with a goat... ...And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so good, so good, you see! I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them here and there. Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE! I do so like green eggs and ham. Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am! III. Now I don't have to buy the book, wait, I have 3 copies at work.... Ya know, Nettie, this a perfectly appropriate post for TRF -believe it or not. I simply couldn't resist the 'Sam-I-am' taunt... ... but maybe I should learn. P.S. I should hope you have AT LEAST III. copies@work! It's a Classic. P.P.S. 'Dr. Suess' took sage advice from the chair of his department at whatever university he studied and tuned in, turned on, and dropped out. But, I, personally would NEVER RECOMMEND IT... Such council is only for the few and far between... This I know you know. Have peace. & Most of all, Thank You. III. ORQ: 'I'll be around...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 QUOTE (Maestro @ Sep 5 2008, 09:59 PM) QUOTE (nettiesaur @ Sep 5 2008, 07:35 PM) QUOTE (Maestro @ Sep 5 2008, 01:05 AM) QUOTE (nettiesaur @ Aug 29 2008, 05:22 PM) That Sam I am is a funny guy! SIA: 'I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam I am.' GIH: 'That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am!' SIA: 'Do you like green eggs and ham?' GIH: 'I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham.' SIA: 'Would you like them here or there?' GIH: 'I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?' GIH: 'I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?' GIH: 'Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.' GIH: 'I would not, could not, in a car.' SIA: 'You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree!' GIH: 'I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you on a train? Say! In the dark? Here in the dark? Would you, could you in the dark?' GIH: 'I would not, could not, in the dark.' SIA: 'Would you, could you, in the rain?' GIH: 'I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like them, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere!' SIA: 'You do not like green eggs and ham?' GIH: 'I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'Could you, would you, with a goat?' GIH: 'I would not, could not, with a goat!' SIA: 'Would you, could you, on a boat?' GIH: 'I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE! I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sam-I-am.' SIA: 'You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say.' GIH: 'Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.' [Munch, munch. Chew, chew.] GIH: Say! I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would eat them in a boat, and I would eat them with a goat... ...And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so good, so good, you see! I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them here and there. Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE! I do so like green eggs and ham. Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am! III. Now I don't have to buy the book, wait, I have 3 copies at work.... Ya know, Nettie, this a perfectly appropriate post for TRF -believe it or not. I simply couldn't resist the 'Sam-I-am' taunt. ... but maybe I should learn. P.S. I should hope you have AT LEAST III. copies@work! Classics. P.P.S. 'Dr. Suess' took sage advice from the chair of his department at whatever university he studied and tuned in, turned on, and dropped out. But, I, personally would never RECOMMEND IT... Such council is only for the few and far between. I know you know. Have peace. III. ORQ: 'I'll be around...' I knew you'd get it, I just didn't expect the whole book! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted September 6, 2008 Author Share Posted September 6, 2008 ^^^ Anything worth doing is worth doing right; else, it isn't worth doing at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted September 6, 2008 Author Share Posted September 6, 2008 QUOTE (Maestro @ Aug 30 2008, 02:52 PM) Egats a s'dlrow eht lla nehw ecneidua na rof moor on s'ereht... ...! Why doesn't anyone get this? Gosh, Egad, Golly, Mon Dieu, ORQ: 'Some things will never come clear.' III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grapes_under_pressure Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 QUOTE (Maestro @ Sep 6 2008, 11:01 PM) QUOTE (Maestro @ Aug 30 2008, 02:52 PM) Egats a s'dlrow eht lla nehw ecneidua na rof moor on s'ereht... ...! Why doesn't anyone get this? Gosh, Egad, Golly, Mon Dieu, ORQ: 'Some things will never come clear.' III. there's no room for an audience if all the worlds a stage. figured it out as i read it so there! also, thanks for that word with the vowels. i have been looking for that word for about a year now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted September 6, 2008 Author Share Posted September 6, 2008 QUOTE (Grapes_under_pressure @ Sep 6 2008, 03:36 PM) QUOTE (Maestro @ Sep 6 2008, 11:01 PM) QUOTE (Maestro @ Aug 30 2008, 02:52 PM) Egats a s'dlrow eht lla nehw ecneidua na rof moor on s'ereht... ...! Why doesn't anyone get this? Gosh, Egad, Golly, Mon Dieu, ORQ: 'Some things will never come clear.' III. There's no room for an audience if all the worlds a stage... Also, thanks for that word with the vowels... & You're welcome! ...But I still have yet to remember that other word... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 NBC was once owned by The General Electric Company; hence NBC's Television Commercial/Plug Soundtrack consisted of the notes G.E.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 Telephone compaines use musical tones in their relay switch system. No guitar tuner? Tune your guitar to your dialtone; it's A440! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Ouija board......harmless entertainment by Parker Bros.?......or dangerous portal to "the other side"?......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 First grade humor is... out there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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