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QUOTE (Maestro @ Aug 28 2008, 12:05 AM)
Every time I see someone talking to themselves these days, I have to determine whether they have a blu-tooth in their ear before I can begin to assess their state of being.


III.

If you see me talking to myself, have me committed. I never use those damn things.

 

And 68% of Americans pee while taking a shower.

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I'm pretty sure this word didn't exist in the english language not even 20 years ago------> emoticon.
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And "text" used to be strictly a noun.
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QUOTE (The Owl @ Aug 28 2008, 12:42 PM)
Never thought this would actually happen........

http://x0c.xanga.com/3eeb0a644843331836638/z22160905.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Man-ki...l?oneclick=true

"There were deep, massive lacerations to his neck, chest, arms - killing him quickly."

 

 

God, I hope so.

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QUOTE (Marathonist @ Aug 28 2008, 12:39 PM)
QUOTE (The Owl @ Aug 28 2008, 12:42 PM)
Never thought this would actually happen........

http://x0c.xanga.com/3eeb0a644843331836638/z22160905.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Man-ki...l?oneclick=true

"There were deep, massive lacerations to his neck, chest, arms - killing him quickly."

 

 

God, I hope so.

Ghastly.

 

 

Definitely not the way I wanna go out.

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It's a commercial hoax that there are different flavors of cat food. Ever notice that they all smell alike, whether it's "seafood surprise" or "beef bits"? The companies have put one over on us, knowing that we won't taste it and thus discover their hoax.
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QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Aug 29 2008, 08:51 AM)
It's a commercial hoax that there are different flavors of cat food. Ever notice that they all smell alike, whether it's "seafood surprise" or "beef bits"? The companies have put one over on us, knowing that we won't taste it and thus discover their hoax.

'Tis also a commercial hoax that there is any difference between canned cat food and canned tuna, as evidenced by the identical odors.

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QUOTE (Maestro @ Aug 28 2008, 02:05 AM)
Every time I see someone talking to themselves these days, I have to determine whether they have a blu-tooth in their ear before I can begin to assess their state of being.


III.

*laughs* laugh.gif

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Food coloring added to dogfood is pointless, as dogs do not perceive color.

 

AND...

 

On the subject of color, excusing the colorblind:

 

When we (i.e., homosapien sapiens) percieve RED, the object we see absorbs every frequency of light (angstrom) except the frequency that we percieve as RED, which is actually reflected by the object in question.

 

Therefore, since said object is absorbing all frequencies except RED, it is scientifically correct to say that said object is every color except the color that it is reflecting.

 

"Daddy... ...Why is the sky blue?"

 

"Well, son, the sky is actually every color except blue; because the combination of oxygen and nitrogen in our atmosphere absorb every other color and reflect blue back for us to see." yes.gif

 

 

III.

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