Maestro Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Every time I see someone talking to themselves these days, I have to determine whether they have a blu-tooth in their ear before I can begin to assess their state of being. III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 I have a flip-open styled cell phone with a communicator ringtone and each time someone calls, I answer: 'Kirk here!' /// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 Who do you think you are? What do you think you're doing? Don't you know who I am? Noone tells ME what to do... It's my f*ckin' head and I can shave it if I want to! \\\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 Et Cetera... Now... YOUR TURN! Have fun with it.... O&BTW: Leave no turn unstoned! *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 Never refer to The Universal Roadie Tool (i.e., A Steel Alloy Drop-forged Hex-head-fastener Turning Apperatus) as a mere Cresent Wrench! III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 The Letter 'N,' for some, is for all things nice, neat and niffty; but, for others, 'N' means nothing at all. III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 It is a little know fact that the chemical make-up of Viagra is 75% dehydrated Fix-A-Flat. III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 And finally, for today: Never underestimate The Power of The Triplet! III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 QUOTE (Maestro @ Aug 28 2008, 12:05 AM) Every time I see someone talking to themselves these days, I have to determine whether they have a blu-tooth in their ear before I can begin to assess their state of being. III. If you see me talking to myself, have me committed. I never use those damn things. And 68% of Americans pee while taking a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I'm pretty sure this word didn't exist in the english language not even 20 years ago------> emoticon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 And "text" used to be strictly a noun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Never thought this would actually happen........ http://x0c.xanga.com/3eeb0a644843331836638/z22160905.jpg http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Man-ki...l?oneclick=true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 QUOTE (The Owl @ Aug 28 2008, 12:42 PM) Never thought this would actually happen........ http://x0c.xanga.com/3eeb0a644843331836638/z22160905.jpg http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Man-ki...l?oneclick=true "There were deep, massive lacerations to his neck, chest, arms - killing him quickly." God, I hope so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 QUOTE (Marathonist @ Aug 28 2008, 12:39 PM) QUOTE (The Owl @ Aug 28 2008, 12:42 PM) Never thought this would actually happen........ http://x0c.xanga.com/3eeb0a644843331836638/z22160905.jpg http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Man-ki...l?oneclick=true "There were deep, massive lacerations to his neck, chest, arms - killing him quickly." God, I hope so. Ghastly. Definitely not the way I wanna go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 You have out-weirded the theatre art girl. Good job. I am so confused right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted August 29, 2008 Author Share Posted August 29, 2008 p1: Three and four are odd and even. p2: Three and four are seven. ---------------------------------------- q: Seven is odd and seven is even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Is this an attempt at recreating the magic that IS Jawk Jaw??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 It's a commercial hoax that there are different flavors of cat food. Ever notice that they all smell alike, whether it's "seafood surprise" or "beef bits"? The companies have put one over on us, knowing that we won't taste it and thus discover their hoax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Aug 29 2008, 08:51 AM) It's a commercial hoax that there are different flavors of cat food. Ever notice that they all smell alike, whether it's "seafood surprise" or "beef bits"? The companies have put one over on us, knowing that we won't taste it and thus discover their hoax. 'Tis also a commercial hoax that there is any difference between canned cat food and canned tuna, as evidenced by the identical odors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 That Sam I am is a funny guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verena Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 QUOTE (Maestro @ Aug 28 2008, 02:05 AM) Every time I see someone talking to themselves these days, I have to determine whether they have a blu-tooth in their ear before I can begin to assess their state of being. III. *laughs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted August 30, 2008 Author Share Posted August 30, 2008 Food coloring added to dogfood is pointless, as dogs do not perceive color. AND... On the subject of color, excusing the colorblind: When we (i.e., homosapien sapiens) percieve RED, the object we see absorbs every frequency of light (angstrom) except the frequency that we percieve as RED, which is actually reflected by the object in question. Therefore, since said object is absorbing all frequencies except RED, it is scientifically correct to say that said object is every color except the color that it is reflecting. "Daddy... ...Why is the sky blue?" "Well, son, the sky is actually every color except blue; because the combination of oxygen and nitrogen in our atmosphere absorb every other color and reflect blue back for us to see." III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted August 30, 2008 Author Share Posted August 30, 2008 Green, Gray, Purple, Orange, Yellow, Red, Blue! Nettie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 28 2008, 11:24 AM) Speak for yourself, goobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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