IbanezJem Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 There is unrest in the cupboardThere is trouble with the briefsFor the shorts want more sunlightAnd the pants ignore their pleas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 It ought to be second natureI mean, the pants that we wearLet's talk about this sensiblyWe're not insensitiveI know our penises have no protectionBut something's got to work 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Begin the day with your softest pantsA companion unobtrusiveFeels that way that's so elusiveAnd the magic fabric makes your morning mood Off on your way, hit the open zipThere is magic at your fingersFor the jockies ever lingerUndemanding contact in your happy solitude 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 From the point of scratchingTo accepting to wear pantsAt the point of screamingTo wearing some Hanes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 We carry a sensitive cargoBelow the pantylineTicking like a time bombWith a primitive designBehind the finer fabricsThis civilized veneerThe pants of a lonely hunterGuards a dangerous frontier 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 We carry a sensitive cargoBelow the pantylineTicking like a time bombWith a primitive designBehind the finer fabricsThis civilized veneerThe pants of a lonely hunterGuards a dangerous frontier :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Hold your pants upKeep em from falling downHold the pants'Til your hands get tiredA pair of pants with some fabricIs a dream with a mission 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Oh, hello, Mr. Soul, I dropped by to pick up my sneakersFor the thought that I caught that my feet are the event of the seasonWhy in crowds just a trace of my legs could seem so pleasin'I'll cop out to the change, but a stranger is putting my pants on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Nothing can survive in a washerNo pair of pants exists all aloneWe pretend pants only fall down strangersWe've all got problems of our own 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 As clothes goes downOn the western shoreThe wind blows hard from the buttIt whips the pants into a flying spindrift As the pants goes downOn the western shoreIt makes me feel uneasyIn the hot dry rasp of the devil windsWho cares what a fool believes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disk98 Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 (edited) Edited October 2, 2020 by Disk98 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Some would said they never fear a thingWell I doAnd I'm afraid enough for both of usFor me and youTime, if nothing else, will do it's worstSo do me that favorAnd give me the good pants first 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 High on the sacred mountainUp the seven thousand stairsIn the golden light of autumnThere was magic in my pants 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 There's a snake coming out of the pantsParade from paradiseEnd the need for EdenChase the dreams of merchandise 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 When the pants fallIn the darknessIn the wake of the endless fabricIt fallen onto our anklesIt fallen onto our toes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 When the waters rose in the darknessIn the wake of the endless floodIt flowed into our basementsIt flowed onto our clothes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 How many times do your pants fall down?It falls down all day longEveryone knows everythingAnd no one's ever wrongUntil later 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 Girl before the mirrorAppraises her pantiesChild become a motherTries to fix her thighsNo more of his excusesIt has to be todayShe can keep her bra onIf she can get away 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 The pants still fallWorn on another pair of legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 Stay out of the sunIt only burns my skinSky full of poisonAnd my pant's are too thin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Pants falling down in the schoolyardWaiting for the school's applause 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Laughter is infectiousExcitement goes to my pantsWinds are stirred by planets in rotationSparks ignite and spread new information Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Girl before the mirrorAppraises her disguiseChild become a motherTries to pull up her pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 I've stood upon my mountaintopAnd pulled down my pantsWalked above the pavement with my senses amplifiedI get this feeling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self-Indulgence Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Living one long sunrise!For to me all pants are new!I've never watched the pants grow paleOr strolled through fields of dew! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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