Mara Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Some of you might have stumbled across this in Counterparts. I laughed my ass off after a couple of pages, so I thought I would unashamedly pilfer it. The way this works. . .substitute one word in a line of lyrics with the word 'pants' i.e., "I'm not giving in To pants under pressure. . ." or "riding out the day's events THE PANTS!" etc., etc., If no one is interested, no harm. This thread will just die like a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choose/the/light Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Living in the pants, the universal dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalFan Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 If you choose not to decide, you still have pants OK, that's pretty dumb... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Did Lee Squat? Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I knew he was different in his sexuality I went to his parties as a strait minority He never seemed a threat to my pants.....alinity...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 (edited) And when I heard that he was gone, I felt a shadow cross my pants *edited for spelling Edited June 17, 2008 by Marathonist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 His pants are not for rent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 QUOTE (Alex @ Jun 16 2008, 08:50 PM) His pants are not for rent. Goddess in my pants 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Did Lee Squat? Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Ooooo, I need some pants I said, I need some........Pants! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Did Lee Squat? Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs, dances on the edge of his pants. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Cruising under your radar Watching from satellites Take a page from the red book- Keep them in your pants 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 So we lock up the killer pants....and throw away the key! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 And the pants shall inherit the Earth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 All at once, the pants are parted.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (Show Don't Tell @ Jun 16 2008, 10:15 PM) And the pants shall inherit the Earth... Jack, relax, get busy with the pants No zodiacs or almanacs, no maniacs in polyester...pants just the facts. Gonna kick some gluteus pants Its a paralax, you dig? You move around the small gets big, its a rig Its action, reaction Random interaction So whos afraid of a little abstraction? cant get no satisfaction from the pants You better run, pants A fact's a fact from Nome to Rome, boy Whats the deal, spin the pants If the pants are hot, take a shot Play your pants, show us what you got what you're holdin If the pants are cold, dont go foldin Lady luck is golden She favours the pants, thats cold Stop throwin stones the pants have a thousand saxophones so get out there and rock and ROLL THE PANTS! Edited June 17, 2008 by Tarkus406 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 QUOTE (Tarkus406 @ Jun 16 2008, 09:19 PM) All at once, the pants are parted.... Where's Gleam tonight? He'd be all over this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 I hear their passionate music Read the words that touch my heart I gaze at their feverish pants The secrets that set them apart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I'm comin' out to get ya! Oooooooh yeah! Oooooh yeah! FINDIN' MY PANTS! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Man must learn to rule his tender pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Leave room For pants and I to grow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choose/the/light Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Omg, i'm giggling like a little girl over here, there are so stupid and yet so funny! I'm not giving in to pants I'm not missing out on pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Fly by night, away from here Change my pants, again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choose/the/light Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Show pants don't tell pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Did Lee Squat? Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I turn my face to the sun, close my eyes, let my pants down.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Imagine a man, when it all began The pilot of Enola Gay Flying out of the pants, on that August day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choose/the/light Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 QUOTE (Did Lee Squat? @ Jun 16 2008, 07:43 PM) I turn my face to the sun, close my eyes, let my pants down.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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