Cygnus Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Another use Man peed way out of avalanche A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through. He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported. He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 That is the best story I have ever read !!! X 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Now that's thinking outside the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-13 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 wow! thats too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rickyrob Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 28 2005, 04:27 PM) "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." He obviously read your "write your name in the snow" thread cyg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Tales Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 That was the funniest thing I've read in a while. IPAuss, Son of M***** would be proud! He done peed his way into the Promised Land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 60 bottles of beer. Explain to me how he didn't die of alcohol poisioning before getting out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted January 29, 2005 Author Share Posted January 29, 2005 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 28 2005, 11:12 PM) 60 bottles of beer. Explain to me how he didn't die of alcohol poisioning before getting out... I think he took his time, Its not like he had to hurry cause the beer was getting warm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted January 29, 2005 Author Share Posted January 29, 2005 QUOTE (rickyrob @ Jan 28 2005, 08:51 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 28 2005, 04:27 PM) "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." He obviously read your "write your name in the snow" thread cyg... How to get out of an avalanche? By drawing smilieshttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_4_4v.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted January 29, 2005 Author Share Posted January 29, 2005 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 29 2005, 07:25 AM) QUOTE (rickyrob @ Jan 28 2005, 08:51 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 28 2005, 04:27 PM) "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." He obviously read your "write your name in the snow" thread cyg... How to get out of an avalanche? By drawing smilieshttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_4_4v.gif Sorry double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowdog Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 29 2005, 06:53 AM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 29 2005, 07:25 AM) QUOTE (rickyrob @ Jan 28 2005, 08:51 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 28 2005, 04:27 PM) "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." He obviously read your "write your name in the snow" thread cyg... How to get out of an avalanche? By drawing smilieshttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_4_4v.gif Sorry double post TOO FUNNY!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jan 28 2005, 04:41 PM)Now that's thinking outside the box. More like thinking inside the car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 QUOTE (slacker @ Jan 29 2005, 10:54 AM) QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jan 28 2005, 04:41 PM)Now that's thinking outside the box. More like thinking inside the car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Now that's using your head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Closer To the End Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-13 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 28 2005, 08:12 PM) 60 bottles of beer. Explain to me how he didn't die of alcohol poisioning before getting out... I was wondering about that as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Rat Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 QUOTE (Earthshine @ Feb 1 2005, 07:06 PM) Now that's using your head! Actually, he was using his... Nevermind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Grizz Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 Don't eat the yellow snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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