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Being a Housewife is EASY!!!


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QUOTE (Milton Bridge @ Jan 16 2008, 12:50 PM)
QUOTE (apetersvt @ Jan 16 2008, 06:30 PM)
QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jan 16 2008, 10:41 AM)
Do it day in, day out with no day off.  Sometimes at night too.


Do it after being up all night with a vomiting child.  Do it all day with a vomiting or sick child.  Do it while your vomiting or sick and still not take a break...


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Yup. I've got my 4 year old with me in the office today. Got about 3 hours of sleep last night after she vomited everywhere. When I get home tonight, I'll have about 5 loads of laundry to do (puked on sheets (3 sets), comforters (2), pillows (3), towels (5), clothes(3 different changes)). Then I'll have to steam clean the carpet, mop the bathroom floor, feed the kids dinner, clean up dinner, help her older two sisters with their homework, give 4 year old another bath (to get the vomit out of her hair), and then put them to bed.

 

Oh yeah, and her mother will probably be out at some bar tonight.

Respect mate.

 

When I fisrt became a parent it was the crap that I dreaded but that's easy - i hate puke!! 062802puke_prv.gif

Yep. I thought the same thing (that poop would be worse than puke), but I'm amazed at how much stuff can be soiled by vomit compared to poop. Not to mention the fact that vomit generally smells worse.

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QUOTE (the invisible man @ Jan 16 2008, 05:54 PM)
QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Jan 16 2008, 12:02 PM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 16 2008, 04:52 PM)
QUOTE (the invisible man @ Jan 16 2008, 10:37 AM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 16 2008, 11:34 AM)
QUOTE (the invisible man @ Jan 16 2008, 10:29 AM)
Id much rather work, thank you. yes.gif

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Now wait a second, you missunderstand my point. Im saying i would rather go off to a 8 to 5 job then stay home and do what i consider to be the real work. Being a housewife is not easy ! that is why i would rather go to work, its easier, and i mean that.

K.

 

If you see above, MHR interpreted it the same way...

 

Just a misunderstanding.

Let's beat his ass with a virtual broom...

 

 

or is that sexist? unsure.gif

YOU WANT A VIRTUAL PIECE OF ME ! 1287.gif

Well sure, but I wouldn't know if I got it eh?

You being invisible and all....

 

 

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QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Jan 16 2008, 11:02 AM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 16 2008, 04:52 PM)
QUOTE (the invisible man @ Jan 16 2008, 10:37 AM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 16 2008, 11:34 AM)
QUOTE (the invisible man @ Jan 16 2008, 10:29 AM)
Id much rather work, thank you. yes.gif

eyesre4.gif

Now wait a second, you missunderstand my point. Im saying i would rather go off to a 8 to 5 job then stay home and do what i consider to be the real work. Being a housewife is not easy ! that is why i would rather go to work, its easier, and i mean that.

K.

 

If you see above, MHR interpreted it the same way...

 

Just a misunderstanding.

Let's beat his ass with a virtual broom...

 

 

or is that sexist? unsure.gif

We'll use a dustbuster. yes.gif Those are unisex.

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QUOTE (Lady April @ Jan 16 2008, 10:41 AM)
Golly, I guess it just ain't fer me then unsure.gif But then if you are not used to being at home yes I can see how that would be nice. It is for some people, I didn't like being stuck at home after about a year of it. I went absolutely stir crazy wacko.gif

I spend almost everyday inside. I know it isn't healthy but I really have no life.

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QUOTE (the invisible man @ Jan 16 2008, 11:37 AM)

Now wait a second, you missunderstand my point. Im saying i would rather go off to a 8 to 5 job then stay home and do what i consider to be the real work. Being a housewife is not easy ! that is why i would rather go to work, its easier, and i mean that.

I agree. But I like to spend time with my kids.

 

It's too bad being a stay at home parent is not recognized for it's worth. IMO, raising your kids the right way is the most important thing you can do.

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QUOTE (blonde77th @ Jan 16 2008, 04:15 PM)
Can you imagine the pay we would get if possible ?  wink.gif
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QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Jan 16 2008, 12:06 PM)
QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jan 16 2008, 05:03 PM)
QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Jan 16 2008, 09:02 AM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 16 2008, 04:52 PM)
QUOTE (the invisible man @ Jan 16 2008, 10:37 AM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 16 2008, 11:34 AM)
QUOTE (the invisible man @ Jan 16 2008, 10:29 AM)
Id much rather work, thank you. yes.gif

eyesre4.gif

Now wait a second, you missunderstand my point. Im saying i would rather go off to a 8 to 5 job then stay home and do what i consider to be the real work. Being a housewife is not easy ! that is why i would rather go to work, its easier, and i mean that.

K.

 

If you see above, MHR interpreted it the same way...

 

Just a misunderstanding.

Let's beat his ass with a virtual broom...

 

 

or is that sexist? unsure.gif

Ohhhh, can I watch? Can I?

 

 

tongue.gif

oooh! Naughty girl! bd.gif

See what happens when you stay at home too long laugh.gif wacko.gif

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QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Jan 16 2008, 09:06 AM)
QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jan 16 2008, 05:03 PM)
QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Jan 16 2008, 09:02 AM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 16 2008, 04:52 PM)
QUOTE (the invisible man @ Jan 16 2008, 10:37 AM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 16 2008, 11:34 AM)
QUOTE (the invisible man @ Jan 16 2008, 10:29 AM)
Id much rather work, thank you. yes.gif

eyesre4.gif

Now wait a second, you missunderstand my point. Im saying i would rather go off to a 8 to 5 job then stay home and do what i consider to be the real work. Being a housewife is not easy ! that is why i would rather go to work, its easier, and i mean that.

K.

 

If you see above, MHR interpreted it the same way...

 

Just a misunderstanding.

Let's beat his ass with a virtual broom...

 

 

or is that sexist? unsure.gif

Ohhhh, can I watch? Can I?

 

 

tongue.gif

oooh! Naughty girl! bd.gif

1022.gif

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QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 16 2008, 11:45 AM)
QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Jan 16 2008, 11:02 AM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 16 2008, 04:52 PM)
QUOTE (the invisible man @ Jan 16 2008, 10:37 AM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 16 2008, 11:34 AM)
QUOTE (the invisible man @ Jan 16 2008, 10:29 AM)
Id much rather work, thank you. yes.gif

eyesre4.gif

Now wait a second, you missunderstand my point. Im saying i would rather go off to a 8 to 5 job then stay home and do what i consider to be the real work. Being a housewife is not easy ! that is why i would rather go to work, its easier, and i mean that.

K.

 

If you see above, MHR interpreted it the same way...

 

Just a misunderstanding.

Let's beat his ass with a virtual broom...

 

 

or is that sexist? unsure.gif

We'll use a dustbuster. yes.gif Those are unisex.

Nah, those suck.

 

 

Erm... unsure.gif

 

 

I KNOW they are supposed to suck, but they suck at sucking...

 

 

At least mine does.

 

 

Ok, I am quitting while I'm ahead... ph34r.gif

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QUOTE (Lady April @ Jan 16 2008, 08:41 AM)
Golly, I guess it just ain't fer me then unsure.gif But then if you are not used to being at home yes I can see how that would be nice. It is for some people, I didn't like being stuck at home after about a year of it. I went absolutely stir crazy wacko.gif

The biggest drag for me is not having an adult to talk to. My big day is when I go to the grocery store and get to talk to people. I have to say my being home is due to 5 herniated discs in my back and neck, so I don't get out much.

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QUOTE (nobodys hero @ Jan 17 2008, 04:45 PM)

The biggest drag for me is not having an adult to talk to. My big day is when I go to the grocery store and get to talk to people.

Saying that, I generally get a more intelligent conversation from my 7 year old son than I do most of the people at work

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QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Jan 17 2008, 10:49 AM)
QUOTE (nobodys hero @ Jan 17 2008, 04:45 PM)

The biggest drag for me is not having an adult to talk to.  My big day is when I go to the grocery store and get to talk to people. 

Saying that, I generally get a more intelligent conversation from my 7 year old son than I do most of the people at work

Ditto as far as my 10 year old is concerned. yes.gif

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QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 17 2008, 04:53 PM)
QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Jan 17 2008, 10:49 AM)
QUOTE (nobodys hero @ Jan 17 2008, 04:45 PM)

The biggest drag for me is not having an adult to talk to.  My big day is when I go to the grocery store and get to talk to people. 

Saying that, I generally get a more intelligent conversation from my 7 year old son than I do most of the people at work

Ditto as far as my 10 year old is concerned. yes.gif

Makes you so proud of them, doesn't it? wub.gif

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QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Jan 17 2008, 10:56 AM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 17 2008, 04:53 PM)
QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Jan 17 2008, 10:49 AM)
QUOTE (nobodys hero @ Jan 17 2008, 04:45 PM)

The biggest drag for me is not having an adult to talk to.  My big day is when I go to the grocery store and get to talk to people. 

Saying that, I generally get a more intelligent conversation from my 7 year old son than I do most of the people at work

Ditto as far as my 10 year old is concerned. yes.gif

Makes you so proud of them, doesn't it? wub.gif

Absolutely. smile.gif

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