ladirushfan80 Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 (edited) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Sep 10 2004, 10:25 PM) QUOTE 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. And every food package has a website on it, too....suddenly your six year old DESPERATELY needs to check out www.fruitloops.com.... too funny!! even i get a little curious about the froot loops website..... hmmm. how do we get alsgalpal to understand #16 without the graphic smilie showing up??? like this maybe : ) ?? and for the record, if i forget my cell phone at home (or anywhere else i may have forgotten it...) OH WELL....... ***edited cuz of spelling/punctuation errors...and cuz i swiped danupage!!!*** Edited September 12, 2004 by ladirushfan80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Sep 11 2004, 07:13 AM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Sep 10 2004, 10:25 PM) QUOTE 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. And every food package has a website on it, too....suddenly your six year old DESPERATELY needs to check out www.fruitloops.com.... too funny!! even i get a little curious about the foor loops website..... hmmm. how do we get alsgalpal to understand #16 without the graphic smilie showing up??? like this maybe : ) ?? and for the record, if i forget my cell phone at home (or anywhere else i may have forgotten it...) OH WELL....... ***edited cuz of spelling/punctuation errors...and cuz i swiped danupage!!!*** Still dont get it, but havent had my coffee yet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 Strange and Funny Signs ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix. At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit please back in." On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up. In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a Propane Filling Station "Tank heaven for little grills." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 http://www.ilovebacon.com/031904/050301tigerbum.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious B.S.G. Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 What REALLY happened that day in Dallas! The truth can now be revealed. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Oswald.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious B.S.G. Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 Alabama Cat Carrier. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/RedneckCatCarrier.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious B.S.G. Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 Man and Woman Controls http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/ManAndWomanControls.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious B.S.G. Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 If Dad raised the kids..... Part 1: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/IfDadsRaisedKids3.jpg Part 2: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/IfDadsRaisedKids2.jpg Part 3: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/IfDadsRaisedKids4.jpg Now, Why Dads Shouldn't Babysit: Parts 1-7: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Whymenshouldntbabysit2.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Whymenshouldntbabysit3.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Whymenshouldntbabysit4.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Whymenshouldntbabysit5.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Whymenshouldntbabysit6.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Whymenshouldntbabysit7.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/zWhyMenShouldntBabySit.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 QUOTE (BSG @ Sep 13 2004, 09:28 PM) Alabama Cat Carrier. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/RedneckCatCarrier.jpg Now free with a 30 pack of Busch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 QUOTE (BSG @ Sep 13 2004, 11:28 PM) Alabama Cat Carrier. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/RedneckCatCarrier.jpg At least it can be recycled! Us rednecks are nothing if not environmentally conscious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Sep 13 2004, 09:41 PM) QUOTE (BSG @ Sep 13 2004, 11:28 PM) Alabama Cat Carrier. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/RedneckCatCarrier.jpg At least it can be recycled! Us rednecks are nothing if not environmentally conscious. Is that why their lawns are strewed with rusted-out cars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious B.S.G. Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/bsg2112/longhappylife.jpg "I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all." "This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passer-by. "How old are you?" "Thirty two." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg09142004/RipVTide.jpg Another of the changes George Lucas has made to 'The Empire Strikes Back'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says: 'Sorry we don't serve food in here.' A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: 'A beer please, and one for the road.' A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says: 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.' Two hydrogen atoms are talking one day. One says: 'I've lost my electron.' The other asks: 'Are you sure?' The first replies: 'Yes, I'm positive...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relaxed_Jack Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 QUOTE (BSG @ Sep 14 2004, 12:28 AM)Alabama Cat Carrier. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/RedneckCatCarrier.jpg Something doesn't look right.......puss or busch? Hmmm When I said, 'Can I have both?' That's not what I meant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Van Gogh walks into a bar and sits down. the bartender says, 'do you want a drink'? Van Gogh replies, 'No thanks, I've got one 'ere'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? 5, 1 to change the bulb, and the other 4 to discuss how much better Neil would have done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilpeart_gal Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 RIGHT ON!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonraker Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 14 2004, 05:30 AM) http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg09142004/RipVTide.jpg Another of the changes George Lucas has made to 'The Empire Strikes Back'. Your kidding me right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious B.S.G. Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 QUOTE (Moonraker @ Sep 14 2004, 04:24 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 14 2004, 05:30 AM) http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg09142004/RipVTide.jpg Another of the changes George Lucas has made to 'The Empire Strikes Back'. Your kidding me right? Umm... isn't this the JOKE forum, Moon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonraker Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Sep 14 2004, 10:10 AM) How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? 5, 1 to change the bulb, and the other 4 to discuss how much better Neil would have done it. I think I've heard that one somewhere before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonraker Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 QUOTE (BSG @ Sep 14 2004, 12:25 PM) QUOTE (Moonraker @ Sep 14 2004, 04:24 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 14 2004, 05:30 AM) http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg09142004/RipVTide.jpg Another of the changes George Lucas has made to 'The Empire Strikes Back'. Your kidding me right? Umm... isn't this the JOKE forum, Moon? Lol, you never know, GL is getting pretty wacky these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious B.S.G. Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 QUOTE (Moonraker @ Sep 14 2004, 04:26 PM) QUOTE (BSG @ Sep 14 2004, 12:25 PM) QUOTE (Moonraker @ Sep 14 2004, 04:24 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 14 2004, 05:30 AM) http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg09142004/RipVTide.jpg Another of the changes George Lucas has made to 'The Empire Strikes Back'. Your kidding me right? Umm... isn't this the JOKE forum, Moon? Lol, you never know, GL is getting pretty wacky these days. Yes he is. I was only playin' wid ya, Young Jedi! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/GIFs/sterb029.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/GIFs/starwars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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