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QUOTE (pinkfloyd1973 @ Jun 10 2005, 12:13 PM)
Any suitor must pass a gauntlet of tests... I'm still thinking them up.

First they will have to sit and watch meet the parents with us all. While I make comments about Jack's (De Niro's) actions as I take notes. rofl3.gif

Make them fill out the application first

 

Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical report from your doctor.

 

Name:________________________ Nickname/Alias:___________________

Date Of Birth:____/____/____ height:______ Weight:______ I.Q.:______

G.P.A.:________ Soc. Sec.#______-___-_______

Driver's License#____________________

Boy Scout Rank:_____________Good Standing: Yes_____No_____

Home Address:_______________________________

City/State/Zip_____________________________

Home Phone#: (___)___________ Car Phone#:_______________ Pager#:__________

Do you own

a. Van?____

b. Truck with oversized tires?____

c. Car with a trunk full of speakers?_____

 

Do you have any of the following:

a. An earring_____

b. nose ring______

c. belly button ring_____

or piercings on any other body parts_____

Explain:_____________________________________________________

Tattoo?______

 

(If you answered YES to any of the above questions, discontinue and leave the premises immediately.)

 

In 30 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? ________________________________________________________________

 

In 30 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ________________________________________________________________

 

Church you attend_____________________ How often______________________

Best time to interview your pastor?_______________________

 

Fill In The Blank. Please answer freely, all answers will be confidential.

a. If I were beaten, the last bone I want to be broken broken is: ____________________________________________________

b. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me is ____________________________________________________

c. Now answer the question you filled in on B ____________________________________________________

 

NOTE: If you have answered any of the previous questions dishonestly (and I will find out), discontinue application. It is advised that you leave the premises quickly keeping your head low and running in serpentine fashion.

 

I swear that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, and/or hot pokers.

 

_____________________________

Signature (This means sign your name)

 

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 - 6 YEARS for processing. If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing. Please do not call or write, this could cause you unexpected injury.

 

If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties and answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE.

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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jun 10 2005, 04:11 PM)
QUOTE (pinkfloyd1973 @ Jun 10 2005, 12:13 PM)
Any suitor must pass a gauntlet of tests... I'm still thinking them up.

First they will have to sit and watch meet the parents with us all. While I make comments about Jack's (De Niro's) actions as I take notes.  rofl3.gif

Make them fill out the application first

 

Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical report from your doctor.

 

Name:________________________ Nickname/Alias:___________________

Date Of Birth:____/____/____ height:______ Weight:______ I.Q.:______

G.P.A.:________ Soc. Sec.#______-___-_______

Driver's License#____________________

Boy Scout Rank:_____________Good Standing: Yes_____No_____

Home Address:_______________________________

City/State/Zip_____________________________

Home Phone#: (___)___________ Car Phone#:_______________ Pager#:__________

Do you own

a. Van?____

b. Truck with oversized tires?____

c. Car with a trunk full of speakers?_____

 

Do you have any of the following:

a. An earring_____

b. nose ring______

c. belly button ring_____

or piercings on any other body parts_____

Explain:_____________________________________________________

Tattoo?______

 

(If you answered YES to any of the above questions, discontinue and leave the premises immediately.)

 

In 30 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? ________________________________________________________________

 

In 30 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ________________________________________________________________

 

Church you attend_____________________ How often______________________

Best time to interview your pastor?_______________________

 

Fill In The Blank. Please answer freely, all answers will be confidential.

a. If I were beaten, the last bone I want to be broken broken is: ____________________________________________________

b. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me is ____________________________________________________

c. Now answer the question you filled in on B ____________________________________________________

 

NOTE: If you have answered any of the previous questions dishonestly (and I will find out), discontinue application. It is advised that you leave the premises quickly keeping your head low and running in serpentine fashion.

 

I swear that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, and/or hot pokers.

 

_____________________________

Signature (This means sign your name)

 

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 - 6 YEARS for processing. If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing. Please do not call or write, this could cause you unexpected injury.

 

If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties and answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE.

i was going to post that same application for PF1973 myself!!

beat me to it... here's a picture of my kids on the night of the oldest ones commencements.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/DSC04892.jpg

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QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 12 2005, 04:54 AM)
i was going to post that same application for PF1973 myself!!
beat me to it... here's a picture of my kids on the night of the oldest ones commencements.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/DSC04892.jpg

laugh.gif your kids rock, ladi80! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

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QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 12 2005, 10:06 AM)
wub.gif wub.gif My boys....Patrick in the hockey equipment and Ryan so cute! wub.gif wub.gif


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/hockeystar.jpg

I have a Patrick, too, Sunny!!! Cool!

They're awesome. wub.gif

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QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 12 2005, 11:36 AM)
QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 12 2005, 10:06 AM)
wub.gif  wub.gif My boys....Patrick in the hockey equipment and Ryan so cute!  wub.gif  wub.gif


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/hockeystar.jpg

I have a Patrick, too, Sunny!!! Cool!

They're awesome. wub.gif

Don't you call him Patch too?

 

It's what we call my son most of the time.....I never liked Pat for a boy!

 

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QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 12 2005, 11:40 AM)
QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 12 2005, 11:36 AM)
QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 12 2005, 10:06 AM)
wub.gif  wub.gif My boys....Patrick in the hockey equipment and Ryan so cute!  wub.gif  wub.gif


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/hockeystar.jpg

I have a Patrick, too, Sunny!!! Cool!

They're awesome. wub.gif

Don't you call him Patch too?

 

It's what we call my son most of the time.....I never liked Pat for a boy!

Yes! We've talked about this haven't we? Patchy... wub.gif

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QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 12 2005, 11:42 AM)
QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 12 2005, 11:40 AM)
QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 12 2005, 11:36 AM)
QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 12 2005, 10:06 AM)
wub.gif  wub.gif My boys....Patrick in the hockey equipment and Ryan so cute!  wub.gif  wub.gif


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/hockeystar.jpg

I have a Patrick, too, Sunny!!! Cool!

They're awesome. wub.gif

Don't you call him Patch too?

 

It's what we call my son most of the time.....I never liked Pat for a boy!

Yes! We've talked about this haven't we? Patchy... wub.gif

yep! laugh.gif

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QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 12 2005, 10:06 AM)
wub.gif wub.gif My boys....Patrick in the hockey equipment and Ryan so cute! wub.gif wub.gif


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/hockeystar.jpg

they are absolutely precious!

 

ladirushfan, your group looks like a crazy bunch! laugh.gif you got some good lookin kids! your son looks so repressed.. laugh.gif

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Ok, here are some pics from yesterday. I took the girls to the park. They got to play for a long while, and play with their new remote car I bought them. biggrin.gif

 

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/spiritcreekmountain/moo.jpg

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/spiritcreekmountain/ericamoo.jpg

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/spiritcreekmountain/moocar.jpg

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/spiritcreekmountain/ericacar.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/spiritcreekmountain/erica.jpg

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QUOTE (Daylin @ Jun 13 2005, 01:04 AM)
AGP, your girls are so beautiful! Just like you wub.gif

These are great pics smile.gif

blush4.gif Awww, Shuckies Day!!! blush4.gif

 

 

 

Thankies. smile.gif

 

 

You are just as purdy, if not more than me!!!

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Since politics has gotten so sappy, I thought I would give it a try. Here are my two youngest, the picture is from last Father Day. My current mouse pad.

What a great present it was

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/ashnathaniel.jpg

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