midnight2608 Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 "Do you find it amusing.....when I say the name....BIGUS DICKUS ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Look, it's the old man from scene 24! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 I want you to hand over all the Lupins you've got! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 ALBATROSS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Do you get wafers with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Dec 14 2004, 01:49 PM) Do you get wafers with it? OF COURSE YOU DON'T GET F***ING WAFERS WITH IT, YOU ****! (That was the "Live at the Hollywood Bowl" version. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 I wish to register a complaint. 'Ello, miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 This parrot is definitely deceased. Look, I took the liberty of examining this parrot, and I discovered that the only reason it had been sitting on its perch in the first place is that it had been nailed there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Look matey, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if I put four thousand volts throught it! It's bleeding demised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN. Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis, Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong. It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger, To the world's biggest prick. So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake. Your piece of pork, Your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock. But don't take it out in public Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 My name is spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 14 2004, 10:21 PM)My name is spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove." OMG!! I LOVE IT!! Cambridge and Oxford educated, all of them, and they come up with stuff like "Throatwobbler Mangrove." Absolute genius.... or total insanity?? NO..... IT'S..... http://www.kessa.cz/A_Gify/Monty_logo.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furie Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furie Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Hello, Mrs. Smoker. Hello, Mrs. Non-Smoker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 "Hello, my names 'Smoketoomuch'" "Well you'd better cut down a little then" "I beg your pardon" "Well, you'd better cut down a little then" "......Oh I see, smoke too much so I'd better cut down a little then" "I bet you get people making jokes about your name all the time" "No, it never struck me before" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Host: With me now is Norman St. John Polevaulter, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Polevaulter, why do you contradict people? Polevaulter : I don't! Host: But you... you told me that you did. Polevaulter: I most certainly did not! Host: Oh. I see. I'll start again. Polevaulter: No you won't! Host: Ssh! I understand you DON'T contradict people. Polevaulter: Yes I do! Host: And when DIDN'T you start contradicting them? Polevaulter: I did! In 1952! Host: 1952. Polevaulter: 1947! Host: 23 years ago. Polevaulter: No! (GONG!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Oh monsieur, go on, it's only wAfer thin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Bring me a cleaning lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 "Hello, I'm looking for a copy of 'Olsen's Standard Book Of British Birds'. The expurgated version." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General_Patten Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 bring fourth the holy handgranade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more? http://www.therushforum.net/html/emoticons/drool1.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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