afansince74 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 "I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am." "Well, I meet a lot of people and I'm convinced that the vast majority of wrong-thinking people are right." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Hey, did any of you have the LP "Mathching Tie and Handkercheif"? The only three-sided LP (that I know of)!! Freaked me out the first time I played it... well, actually, I guess it freaked me out the SECOND time I played side 2 anyway! I was going Anybody even know what I'm talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 QUOTE (afansince74 @ Dec 10 2004, 11:32 PM) Hey, did any of you have the LP "Mathching Tie and Handkercheif"? The only three-sided LP (that I know of)!! Freaked me out the first time I played it... well, actually, I guess it freaked me out the SECOND time I played side 2 anyway! I was going Anybody even know what I'm talking about? Yes, I had it. It stumped me for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Dec 10 2004, 06:46 PM) I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. NNNNNNNOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted December 11, 2004 Author Share Posted December 11, 2004 (edited) QUOTE (afansince74 @ Dec 10 2004, 09:33 PM) QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Dec 10 2004, 06:46 PM) I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. NNNNNNNOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. (Pedantic note: it's "I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.) Edited December 11, 2004 by Bastille Night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Tish tish. No matter. Well stoat yeoman, 4 ounces of Caerphilly if you please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 It's been on order for two weeks, sir. I was expecting it this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/paulfitz/spanish/tt2.jpg Cardinal Fang, poke her with the soft cushion! Confess! Confess! Confess! It doesn't seem to be hurting her, lord. Have you got all the stuffing up one end? Yes, lord. (angrily hurling away the cushions): Hm! She must be made of stronger stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 So, you think you are strong because you survived the soft cushions! Biggles....put her in the comfy chair! Now, you will stay in the comfy chair until lunchtime, with only a cup of coffee at eleven! CONFESS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Just remember, nobody is to stone anybody until I blow this whistle..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Dec 11 2004, 05:58 PM) Just remember, nobody is to stone anybody until I blow this whistle..... Do we have an entrant for Upper Class Twit of the Year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 (edited) QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Dec 11 2004, 12:58 PM)Just remember, nobody is to stone anybody until I blow this whistle..... OMG Madra! I can hardly type... I got tears in my eyes! You made my day buddy! Thanks! That just caught me just right and I LOST IT! Glad nobody was around to see that, they'd have put me away for sure! http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/inlines/04_whist.jpg Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'. Ooooooh!... Good shot! Edited December 11, 2004 by afansince74 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.' Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers? Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products. http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/inlines/02_argue.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 You're all individuals YES, WE'RE ALL INDIVUIDUALS I'm not ssssssshhhhh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin? 'If it's not a personal question'??!! How much more personal can you get??!!!! Now, p*ss off!!! She is. Yeah. Must be. She is. Definitely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Look, if I'm going to argue with you, I must take up a contrary position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Yes.... but that's not just saying "No it isn't." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Yes it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 No it isn't! An argument is an intellectual process! Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of what the other person says! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 ....................... ................................. ..........................................no it isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more. If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 But that wasn't five minutes just now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 I'm very sorry, but I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o baterista Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 (edited) What is your favorite colour? Edited December 13, 2004 by o baterista Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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