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The Ballad of Brave Sir Robin

 

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot,

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin!

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

 

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,

Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;

To have his kneecaps split; and his body burned away;

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

 

His head smashed in and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off

And his pen-- (Stop!)

 

Bravely ran away, away!

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled. (I did not)

Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about

And gallantly he chickened out. (I never!)

Bravely taking to his feet

He beat a very brave retreat, (No!)

Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

 

He is packing it in and packing it up

And sneaking away and buggering up

And chickening out and pissing off home,

Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge...

 

Enjoy your bravery!! sarcasm.gif

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QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Jan 20 2006, 04:25 PM)
What cat detector van?





(Hey afan, it's been awhile.  Good to see you!  trink39.gif )

The 'Looney Detector Van', you mean!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Hey BN! It HAS been a bit, hasn't it?! Great to be 'back', so to speak! bekloppt.gif )

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http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Pointe/2765/KimHowardJohnson/khj-grail1.jpg

 

Which Monty Python And The Holy Grail Character Are You?

 

Above is a little link to a fun test... if anyone's interested! 1287.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're Patsy the Loyal, Trusty Servant: you're a very quiet person, uttering only one statement here and there, but it's only because you're too busy thinking of more important things - like what the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow truly is.

 

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail038.jpg

 

IT'S ONLY A MODEL!

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I am Arthur, King of the Britons.......you bloody peasants!!!!!

 

You're Arthur, King of the Britons: you're a noble, dignified sort, and you've had to put up with looney types much too often. Hang in there, and you'll achieve what you're after (um...right?)!

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<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/mpholygrail/grailtest.html"><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/mpholygrail/imarthur.txt" border=0></a><br>Take the <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/mpholygrail/grailtest.html" target="_new">Which Monty Python & The Holy Grail character are you?</a> Test @ <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/mpholygrail" target="_new">The Monty Python & The Holy Grail Unofficial Fan Site</a>

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Jan 29 2006, 12:59 AM)
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/mpholygrail/grailtest.html"><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/mpholygrail/imarthur.txt" border=0></a><br>Take the <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/mpholygrail/grailtest.html" target="_new">Which Monty Python & The Holy Grail character are you?</a> Test @ <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/mpholygrail" target="_new">The Monty Python & The Holy Grail Unofficial Fan Site</a>

If you were wondering why my post was editted........ biggrin.gif

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It seems most of us have "had to put up with looney types much too often," which explains a lot about all of us! laugh.gif

 

 

"SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!"

 

"Figures. Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place."

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The room looks a little bare.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/Stickman1984/tn_Roomlooksabitbare.jpg

 

And get the machine that goes BING!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/Stickman1984/tn_Andgetthemachinethatgoesbing.jpg

 

Thats better.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/Stickman1984/tn_Thatsbetter.jpg

 

Argh i see you have the machine that goes BING!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/Stickman1984/tn_Themachinethatgoesbing.jpg

 

 

 

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