blackhawkrush Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 25 2012, 04:20 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 25 2012, 07:48 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 25 2012, 01:56 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 25 2012, 12:43 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 25 2012, 01:31 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 24 2012, 04:35 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 05:15 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 24 2012, 09:49 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 03:42 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 23 2012, 09:25 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 23 2012, 06:24 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 23 2012, 10:45 AM) QUOTE (KW84 @ May 23 2012, 03:32 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 22 2012, 10:53 AM) QUOTE (KW84 @ May 21 2012, 10:34 PM) I got better. I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact. Are you the brain specialist? No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. ...Colin Mozart. Oh! I thought you were complaining about the music! No, just BBC 2 The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month ...and we've just heard that Huw Weldon's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned. Oh, and Joseph...you will...wash...won't you? He soiled his armour he was so scared! Do we have any other figures on how scared he was? This column represents 23% of how scared he was, this column represents 28% of how scared he was, and this column represents 43% OF HOW SCARED HE WAS!!!! Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the 11.723rd time I've appeared on TRF? Telling figures indeed! But what do they mean to the man in the street? Well, speaking as a man in the street... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 25 2012, 02:28 PM) Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers. I object to the next letter...post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 25 2012, 10:42 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 25 2012, 02:28 PM) Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers. I object to the next letter...post. Dear Sir, I object to being objected to by the last post, before my drift has become apparent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 26 2012, 03:11 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 25 2012, 10:42 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 25 2012, 02:28 PM) Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers. I object to the next letter...post. Dear Sir, I object to being objected to by the last post, before my drift has become apparent. I have lived in such a building for over 20 years and never even once...ahhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 26 2012, 11:41 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 26 2012, 03:11 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 25 2012, 10:42 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 25 2012, 02:28 PM) Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers. I object to the next letter...post. Dear Sir, I object to being objected to by the last post, before my drift has become apparent. I have lived in such a building for over 20 years and never even once...ahhhh! Hey, that was Wilkins of finance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 27 2012, 12:57 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 26 2012, 11:41 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 26 2012, 03:11 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 25 2012, 10:42 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 25 2012, 02:28 PM) Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers. I object to the next letter...post. Dear Sir, I object to being objected to by the last post, before my drift has become apparent. I have lived in such a building for over 20 years and never even once...ahhhh! Hey, that was Wilkins of finance. It'll be Parkinson next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 02:04 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 27 2012, 12:57 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 26 2012, 11:41 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 26 2012, 03:11 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 25 2012, 10:42 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 25 2012, 02:28 PM) Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts in this thread. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers. I object to the next letter...post. Dear Sir, I object to being objected to by the last post, before my drift has become apparent. I have lived in such a building for over 20 years and never even once...ahhhh! Hey, that was Wilkins of finance. It'll be Parkinson next. Don't do it, Parky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ioc Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Jump Parky. Jump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Edited May 27, 2012 by Your_Lion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. I'm sorry, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 09:05 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. I'm sorry, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Better watch out for the Killer Cars!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 28 2012, 06:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 09:05 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. I'm sorry, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Better watch out for the Killer Cars!!! Wherever there is a challenge, Hank and Roy Spim will be there ready... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 28 2012, 07:34 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 28 2012, 06:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 09:05 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. I'm sorry, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Better watch out for the Killer Cars!!! Wherever there is a challenge, Hank and Roy Spim will be there ready... There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 29 2012, 10:08 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 28 2012, 07:34 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 28 2012, 06:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 09:05 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. I'm sorry, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Better watch out for the Killer Cars!!! Wherever there is a challenge, Hank and Roy Spim will be there ready... There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito. Therefore, I want you to be my helpmate. As Tarzan had his Jane, as Napoleon had his Josephine, as Frankie Laine had whoever he had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 04:16 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 29 2012, 10:08 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 28 2012, 07:34 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 28 2012, 06:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 09:05 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. I'm sorry, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Better watch out for the Killer Cars!!! Wherever there is a challenge, Hank and Roy Spim will be there ready... There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito. Therefore, I want you to be my helpmate. As Tarzan had his Jane, as Napoleon had his Josephine, as Frankie Laine had whoever he had. Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable, so we now have a totally new offer...A nude lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 30 2012, 10:01 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 04:16 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 29 2012, 10:08 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 28 2012, 07:34 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 28 2012, 06:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 09:05 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. I'm sorry, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Better watch out for the Killer Cars!!! Wherever there is a challenge, Hank and Roy Spim will be there ready... There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito. Therefore, I want you to be my helpmate. As Tarzan had his Jane, as Napoleon had his Josephine, as Frankie Laine had whoever he had. Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable, so we now have a totally new offer...A nude lady. OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 08:46 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 30 2012, 10:01 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 04:16 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 29 2012, 10:08 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 28 2012, 07:34 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 28 2012, 06:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 09:05 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. I'm sorry, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Better watch out for the Killer Cars!!! Wherever there is a challenge, Hank and Roy Spim will be there ready... There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito. Therefore, I want you to be my helpmate. As Tarzan had his Jane, as Napoleon had his Josephine, as Frankie Laine had whoever he had. Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable, so we now have a totally new offer...A nude lady. OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece... Are you really a proper psychiatrist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 31 2012, 04:13 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 08:46 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 30 2012, 10:01 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 04:16 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 29 2012, 10:08 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 28 2012, 07:34 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 28 2012, 06:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 09:05 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. I'm sorry, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Better watch out for the Killer Cars!!! Wherever there is a challenge, Hank and Roy Spim will be there ready... There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito. Therefore, I want you to be my helpmate. As Tarzan had his Jane, as Napoleon had his Josephine, as Frankie Laine had whoever he had. Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable, so we now have a totally new offer...A nude lady. OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece... Are you really a proper psychiatrist? Yes, but this is my lunch hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 31 2012, 05:13 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 31 2012, 04:13 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 08:46 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 30 2012, 10:01 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 04:16 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 29 2012, 10:08 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 28 2012, 07:34 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 28 2012, 06:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 09:05 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. I'm sorry, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Better watch out for the Killer Cars!!! Wherever there is a challenge, Hank and Roy Spim will be there ready... There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito. Therefore, I want you to be my helpmate. As Tarzan had his Jane, as Napoleon had his Josephine, as Frankie Laine had whoever he had. Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable, so we now have a totally new offer...A nude lady. OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece... Are you really a proper psychiatrist? Yes, but this is my lunch hour. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Here is a brown paper bag I have found on the premises. I must confiscate this, sir, and take it with me for clinical examination. Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jun 1 2012, 05:55 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 31 2012, 05:13 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 31 2012, 04:13 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 08:46 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 30 2012, 10:01 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 04:16 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 29 2012, 10:08 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 28 2012, 07:34 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 28 2012, 06:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 09:05 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. I'm sorry, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Better watch out for the Killer Cars!!! Wherever there is a challenge, Hank and Roy Spim will be there ready... There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito. Therefore, I want you to be my helpmate. As Tarzan had his Jane, as Napoleon had his Josephine, as Frankie Laine had whoever he had. Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable, so we now have a totally new offer...A nude lady. OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece... Are you really a proper psychiatrist? Yes, but this is my lunch hour. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Here is a brown paper bag I have found on the premises. I must confiscate this, sir, and take it with me for clinical examination. Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? It must've been Shakespeare's "Gay Boys in Bondage." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Jun 1 2012, 03:26 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jun 1 2012, 05:55 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 31 2012, 05:13 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 31 2012, 04:13 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 08:46 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 30 2012, 10:01 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 04:16 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 29 2012, 10:08 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 28 2012, 07:34 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 28 2012, 06:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 09:05 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. I'm sorry, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Better watch out for the Killer Cars!!! Wherever there is a challenge, Hank and Roy Spim will be there ready... There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito. Therefore, I want you to be my helpmate. As Tarzan had his Jane, as Napoleon had his Josephine, as Frankie Laine had whoever he had. Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable, so we now have a totally new offer...A nude lady. OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece... Are you really a proper psychiatrist? Yes, but this is my lunch hour. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Here is a brown paper bag I have found on the premises. I must confiscate this, sir, and take it with me for clinical examination. Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? It must've been Shakespeare's "Gay Boys in Bondage." How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jun 1 2012, 09:35 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Jun 1 2012, 03:26 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jun 1 2012, 05:55 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 31 2012, 05:13 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 31 2012, 04:13 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 08:46 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 30 2012, 10:01 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 30 2012, 04:16 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 29 2012, 10:08 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 28 2012, 07:34 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 28 2012, 06:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 09:05 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 27 2012, 07:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 27 2012, 05:19 AM) QUOTE (ioc @ May 27 2012, 09:38 AM) Jump Parky. Jump. Surprisingly, this isn't the furthest distance a Minister has fallen. The Canadian Minister for External Affairs fell nearly seven miles during a Liberal Conference in Ottawa about six years ago. The Filipino cabinet fell nearly thirty-nine miles, but it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course. Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. I'm sorry, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Better watch out for the Killer Cars!!! Wherever there is a challenge, Hank and Roy Spim will be there ready... There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito. Therefore, I want you to be my helpmate. As Tarzan had his Jane, as Napoleon had his Josephine, as Frankie Laine had whoever he had. Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable, so we now have a totally new offer...A nude lady. OK, you've got this girl on your bed, you've had a few drinks, you've got her stretched out and her feet on the mantelpiece... Are you really a proper psychiatrist? Yes, but this is my lunch hour. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Here is a brown paper bag I have found on the premises. I must confiscate this, sir, and take it with me for clinical examination. Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? It must've been Shakespeare's "Gay Boys in Bondage." How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. Just these, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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