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If life seems jolly rotten,

There's something you've forgotten,

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

When you're feeling in the dumps,

Don't be silly chumps.

Just purse your lips and whistle.

That's the thing.

And...

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Life's a piece of s**t,

When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.

You'll see it's all a show.

Keep 'em laughing as you go.

Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And...

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...And always look on the bright side of life,

Always look on the right side of life,

 

Come on guys, cheer up.

 

Always look on the bright side of life.

 

Worse things happen at sea, you know.

 

Always look on the bright side of life.

 

I mean - what have you got to lose?

You know, you come from nothing,

you're going back to nothing.

What have you lost? Nothing!

 

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I've a gouse and harden in the country

An ace I call my plown.

A treat I can replace to

when I beed to nee alone.

Caterfly and Butterpiller

perch on the beefy lough.

And I listen to the Dats and Cogs

as they mark and they beow.

Yes, wature here is nonderfull.

There is no weed for nurds

While silling by my windowflutter

biny little turds.

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QUOTE (Earthshine @ May 11 2005, 01:48 AM)
I know I'm late to the party, but I just bought the Special Edition DVD of Holy Grail... It's got cool menus and extras... I'm loving it!!!

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I bought it too and love all the extras like the location guide on disc 2. 653.gif

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Gumby: Good evening. First take a bunch of flowers. (he grabs . flowers from the table) Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and chrysanthemums, then arrange them nicely in a vase. (he thrusts the flowers head downwards into the vase and stuffs them in wildly; he even bangs them with a mallet in an attempt to get them all in) Get in! Get int Get in!

 

 

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QUOTE (Chasartymac @ May 9 2005, 02:24 PM)
I've a gouse and harden in the country
An ace I call my plown.
A treat I can replace to
when I beed to nee alone.
Caterfly and Butterpiller
perch on the beefy lough.
And I listen to the Dats and Cogs
as they mark and they beow.
Yes, wature here is nonderfull.
There is no weed for nurds
While silling by my windowflutter
biny little turds.

Chas, post this in the Balking Tackwards thread! laugh.gif

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Inspector Fox: You are hereby charged that you did willfully take part in a strange sketch, that is, a skit, spoof or humorous vignette of an unconventional nature with intent to cause grievous mental confusion to the Great British Public. (to camera) Evening all.

 

 

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Page 4 ??!?!??! That's shameful! I shall endeavor to keep this thread healthy and strong!......or at least silly and struggling to keep afloat. 1022.gif

 

I want another slice of rhubarb tart.

I want another lovely slice.

I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie,

But rhubarb tart is, oh, so very nice.

A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!

A what-barb tart? A rhubarb tart!

I want another slice of rhubarb tart!

 

The principles of modern philosophy

Were postulated by Descartes.

Discarding everything he wasn't certain of,

He said 'I think, therefore I am a rhubarb tart'.

A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!

A Ren who? Ren Descartes!

Poor nut, he thought he was a rhubarb tart!

 

Read all the existentialist philosophers,

Like Schopenhauer and Jean-Paul Sartre.

Even Martin Heidegger agrees on one thing:

Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart.

A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!

A Jean-Paul who? A Jean-Paul Sartre!

Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart.

 

A rhubarb tart has fascinated all the poets,

Especially the immortal bard.

He caused Richard the Third to call on Bosworth Field:

'My kingdom for a slice of rhubarb tart!'

A rhubarb what? A rhubarb bard!

Immortal what? Immortal tart!

As rhymes go, that is really pretty bard!

 

 

 

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Pinned after all? This calls for a special cewebration common001.gif :

 

PILATE: Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money.

BRIAN: A what?

[slap]

Aaagh.

PILATE: This time, I guawantee you will not escape. Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today?

GUARD #1: A hundred and thirty-nine, sir. Special celebration. Passover, sir.

PILATE: Wight. Now we have a hundwed and forty. Nice wound number, eh, Biggus?

BIGGUS DICKUS: Hm hm hm hm hm.

CENTURION: Hail Caesar!

PILATE: Hail.

CENTURION: The crowd outside is getting a bit restless, sir. Permission to disperse them, please.

PILATE: Disperse them? But I haven't addwessed them yet.

CENTURION: Ah, no. I know sir, but--

PILATE: My addwess is one of the high points of the Passover. My fwiend, Biggus Dickus, has come all the way fwom Wome just to hear it.

CENTURION: Hail Caesar.

BIGGUS: Hail Thaethar!

CENTURION: You're not-- ah, you're not, uh, thinking o-- of giving it a miss this year, then, sir?

PILATE: Give it a miss?

CENTURION: Well, it's just that they're in a rather funny mood today, sir.

PILATE: Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yes, it is great this thread made it to the pinned area! applaudit.gif

 

 

And now for something completley different......

 

 

I am the Grim Reaper!

 

I am death!

 

It's a Mr. Death or something, he's come about the reaping?

 

 

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Shut up! Shut up, you American.

You always talk, you Americans.

You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'. Well, you're dead now, so shut up!

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