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Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? rofl3.gif

 

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Slightly off topic,

 

This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenceless fit young men.

 

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QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Apr 4 2005, 08:05 PM)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/bastillenight/Monty%20Python/keepleft.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scared.gif

Right, stop that it's silly! His hair's too long for a vicar too, and you can tell those are not proper keep left signs. Clear off the lot of you!

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QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Apr 5 2005, 12:45 PM)
QUOTE (Stickman @ Apr 5 2005, 02:28 AM)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/Stickman1984/hungaria.jpg

 

My hovercraft is full of eels!

Please may I fondle your buttocks?

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QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 5 2005, 12:36 PM)
QUOTE (Sark @ Apr 5 2005, 03:11 PM)
No, no this is a tobacconists.......tobacconists!

Do you have a copy of Ethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying?

Ethel the Aardvark....Ha Ha Ha! Yes we've got it! Ha Ha Ha! Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying! So, there's your book now BUY IT!

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What is your name?

 

Sir Lancelot of Camelot.

 

What is your quest?

 

To seek the Holy Grail.

 

What is your favorite color?

 

Blue.

 

Right, off you go.

 

That's easy!

 

Stop! Who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three. Ere the other side he see.

 

Ask me the questions bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.

 

What is your name?

 

Sir Robin of Camelot.

 

What is your quest?

 

To seek the Holy Grail.

 

What... is the capitol of Assyria?

 

I don't know that! AHHHHHHHHH!

 

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QUOTE (Sark @ Apr 5 2005, 08:17 PM)
QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Apr 5 2005, 12:36 PM)
QUOTE (Sark @ Apr 5 2005, 03:11 PM)
No, no this is a tobacconists.......tobacconists!

Do you have a copy of Ethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying?

Ethel the Aardvark....Ha Ha Ha! Yes we've got it! Ha Ha Ha! Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying! So, there's your book now BUY IT!

I don't have enough money.......

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I don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

 

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