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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
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QUOTE (Let The Fray Begin @ Feb 24 2005, 12:13 PM)
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"........I got better........."

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BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?

VILLAGER #2: Burn!

CROWD: Burn, burn them up!

BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?

VILLAGER #1: More witches!

VILLAGER #2: Wood!

BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?

[pause]

VILLAGER #3: B'cause they're made of wood...?

BEDEVERE: Good!

CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...

BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?

VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.

BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?

VILLAGER #1: No, no.

VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!

VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!

CROWD: The pond!

BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?

VILLAGER #1: Bread!

VILLAGER #2: Apples!

VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!

VILLAGER #1: Cider!

VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!

VILLAGER #1: Cherries!

VILLAGER #2: Mud!

VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!

VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!

ARTHUR: A duck.

CROWD: Oooh.

BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,

VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of

wood.

BEDEVERE: And therefore--?

VILLAGER #1: A witch!

CROWD: A witch!

BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales!

BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports!

CROWD: A witch! A witch!

WITCH: It's a fair cop.

CROWD: Burn her! Burn!

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Let The Fray Begin @ Feb 25 2005, 08:58 AM)
Uhhh.. oooooh.. nooo

Edit: I wish I could properly mimic the voices in that scene, but my keyboard limits me wink.gif

I don't know... did a pretty good job I thought! When you read these things, do you do the voices too, like the 'peperpots,' in your head (or out loud)? I always do... I just can't help it!

 

 

Ello, Mrs. Premise.

 

Oh, Ello, Mrs. Conclusion.

 

Busy Day?

 

Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.

 

Four hours to bury a cat?

 

Yes - it wouldn't keep still. Shreekin' about... howlin'.

 

Oh - it wasn't dead, then?

 

No, no - but it's not at all a well cat , and bein' as we're going away for a fortnight, I thought I'd better bury it, just on the safe side.

 

 

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QUOTE (afansince74 @ Feb 25 2005, 09:19 AM)
QUOTE (Let The Fray Begin @ Feb 25 2005, 08:58 AM)
Uhhh.. oooooh.. nooo

Edit: I wish I could properly mimic the voices in that scene, but my keyboard limits me wink.gif

I don't know... did a pretty good job I thought! When you read these things, do you do the voices too, like the 'peperpots,' in your head (or out loud)? I always do... I just can't help it!

 

 

Ello, Mrs. Premise.

 

Oh, Ello, Mrs. Conclusion.

 

Busy Day?

 

Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.

 

Four hours to bury a cat?

 

Yes - it wouldn't keep still. Shreekin' about... howlin'.

 

Oh - it wasn't dead, then?

 

No, no - but it's not at all a well cat , and bein' as we're going away for a fortnight, I thought I'd better bury it, just on the safe side.

Haha, I definetely do the voices in my head! I can't help it tongue.gif

 

Reg

Further more, it it the birthright of every man...

Stan

Or woman.

Reg

Why don't you shut up about women, Stan? You're putting us off.

Stan

Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.

Rogers

Why are you always on about women, Stan?

Stan

I want to be one.

Reg

What?

Stan

I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me

Loretta.

Reg

What?

Loretta

It's my right as a man.

Judith

Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?

Loretta

I want to have babies.

Reg

You want to have babies?!

Loretta

It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

Reg

But...you can't have babies!

Loretta

Don't you opress me!

Reg

I'm not opressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb. Where is the

foetus going to gestate? You're going to keep it in a box?

Loretta

Sniff.

Judith

Here, I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually

have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.

Rogers

Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister! Sorry.

Reg

What's the point?

Rogers

What?

Reg

What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?

Rogers

It is symbolic of our struggle against opression.

Reg

Symbolic of his struggle against reality.

 

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