thesweetscience Posted November 21, 2006 Author Share Posted November 21, 2006 QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Nov 21 2006, 09:51 AM) Ok. Neat freakiness aside.... Even though it didn't soak through the napkin, does your wife also think that it fell on the floor since the table is placed upon that? jelly--->napkin---->table---->floor---->earth's core---->through to China You know Blaze, you may be on too something here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Nov 21 2006, 08:37 AM)QUOTE (SlackABob @ Nov 21 2006, 12:31 AM) What kind of biscuit was it? Pillsbury Grand!!!!! You should be a shamed of yourself for dropping jelly on the table. Your wife is right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 That's like one person saying the glass is half empty another saying the glass is half full The neat freak just says "aw shit... another glass to wash" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 This is alot of Grief over a bit of jelly Not like the jelly is acid and can eat the table Clean your mess up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 If Jelly WAS on the table, you'd probably use the NAPKIN to clean it up!!! The jelly fell into it's proper place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 QUOTE (paganoman @ Nov 21 2006, 12:02 PM) That's like one person saying the glass is half empty another saying the glass is half full The neat freak just says "aw shit... another glass to wash" I think you got it on the napkin. If its on the napkin, then its not on the table. It depends if the biscuit was diliberately thrown, or if the contents fell off with your planning. but, i'm pretty sure its on the napkin. Plus, if it was cleaned up, why talk about it? Now you can catch her "spilling something on the table" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 QUOTE (KenJennings @ Nov 21 2006, 12:17 PM) If Jelly WAS on the table, you'd probably use the NAPKIN to clean it up!!! The jelly fell into it's proper place! This is probably true, but could still be contestable. Maybe the jelly had some higher purpose? maybe TSS has mice, and they will now be deprived a snack. He might be a murderer for cleaning it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Is it on the napkin? Yes. Is it on the table? Yes, at least in a manner of speaking. While it's not in direct contact with the table, if you put something on a napkin on a table and then was asked where it was, you could say "on the table" and no one would deny it was on the table. Almost no one is so anal as to say that for something to be on the table means it must have direct contact with the table. I think it comes down to this. Why stress about dropping something on a napkin, especially if it doesn't leak through to the table? That's like getting upset that you got soup on the table when it's actually in a bowl that's on the table. If you pick up a piece of toast off of a plate on the table and some crumbs fall back onto the plate, do you freak out because you dropped some crumbs on a plate that happens to be on the table? Regardless, I'm glad you're having the kind of fun in your marriage that Robin and I have where you can discuss these kinds of ridiculous issues with a sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Nov 21 2006, 08:51 AM) Ok. Neat freakiness aside.... Even though it didn't soak through the napkin, does your wife also think that it fell on the floor since the table is placed upon that? jelly--->napkin---->table---->floor---->earth's core---->through to China No, no, no, you're thinking of Tabasco sauce. At least, the good kind of Tabasco sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted November 21, 2006 Author Share Posted November 21, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Nov 21 2006, 12:39 PM) Is it on the napkin? Yes. Is it on the table? Yes, at least in a manner of speaking. While it's not in direct contact with the table, if you put something on a napkin on a table and then was asked where it was, you could say "on the table" and no one would deny it was on the table. Almost no one is so anal as to say that for something to be on the table means it must have direct contact with the table. I think it comes down to this. Why stress about dropping something on a napkin, especially if it doesn't leak through to the table? That's like getting upset that you got soup on the table when it's actually in a bowl that's on the table. If you pick up a piece of toast off of a plate on the table and some crumbs fall back onto the plate, do you freak out because you dropped some crumbs on a plate that happens to be on the table? Regardless, I'm glad you're having the kind of fun in your marriage that Robin and I have where you can discuss these kinds of ridiculous issues with a sense of humor. Thats exactly correct goobs!! Everyone seems to think we had a fight about the jelly or that I refused to clean it up or should of had it on an english muffin instead of a biscuit when in fact we were just having a philosophical discussion about the EXACT location of the jelly at the time it fell from the biscuit. Nothing more, nothing less. I have to say that this is a pretty sane conversation for the wife and me. Some of the stuff we talk about I could never post because there would be no way for me to make it make sense you all of you. This is the problem with being from another dimension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing2112 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Nov 21 2006, 05:39 PM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Nov 21 2006, 12:39 PM) Is it on the napkin? Yes. Is it on the table? Yes, at least in a manner of speaking. While it's not in direct contact with the table, if you put something on a napkin on a table and then was asked where it was, you could say "on the table" and no one would deny it was on the table. Almost no one is so anal as to say that for something to be on the table means it must have direct contact with the table. I think it comes down to this. Why stress about dropping something on a napkin, especially if it doesn't leak through to the table? That's like getting upset that you got soup on the table when it's actually in a bowl that's on the table. If you pick up a piece of toast off of a plate on the table and some crumbs fall back onto the plate, do you freak out because you dropped some crumbs on a plate that happens to be on the table? Regardless, I'm glad you're having the kind of fun in your marriage that Robin and I have where you can discuss these kinds of ridiculous issues with a sense of humor. Thats exactly correct goobs!! Everyone seems to think we had a fight about the jelly or that I refused to clean it up or should of had it on an english muffin instead of a biscuit when in fact we were just having a philosophical discussion about the EXACT location of the jelly at the time it fell from the biscuit. Nothing more, nothing less. I have to say that this is a pretty sane conversation for the wife and me. Some of the stuff we talk about I could never post because there would be no way for me to make it make sense you all of you. This is the problem with being from another dimension. Could be interesting though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing2112 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Noobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted November 21, 2006 Author Share Posted November 21, 2006 QUOTE (deadwing2112 @ Nov 21 2006, 06:53 PM) Noobs Its really sad that you think that. Really sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 QUOTE (Maddy @ Nov 22 2006, 03:16 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Nov 21 2006, 08:51 AM) Ok. Neat freakiness aside.... Even though it didn't soak through the napkin, does your wife also think that it fell on the floor since the table is placed upon that? jelly--->napkin---->table---->floor---->earth's core---->through to China No, no, no, you're thinking of Tabasco sauce. At least, the good kind of Tabasco sauce. So you use tobasco sauce that's as hot as molten lava? I can imagine you spilling some onto your napkin and your significant other saying, "Honey, please don't spill any more sauce on China." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Nov 22 2006, 07:57 AM)QUOTE (deadwing2112 @ Nov 21 2006, 06:53 PM) Noobs Its really sad that you think that. Really sad. Funny part is that deadwing is the 'noobiest' of all of us in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 By common sense, it was on the napkin. By thinking slightly larger, it was on the table. By thinking philisophically, it was on the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 are we over this yet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 QUOTE (blonde77th @ Nov 21 2006, 10:27 PM) are we over this yet ? I think so. To be honest, I can't believe its lasted this long. Not bad for a noob huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 not bad at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 U and ur wife need to get out more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rocinante Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 QUOTE (priest_of_syrinx @ Nov 21 2006, 04:33 PM) By common sense, it was on the napkin. By thinking slightly larger, it was on the table. By thinking philisophically, it was on the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
failte Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 HA!!!!!!!! i knew i was right *evil maniacal laugh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Maddy Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Nov 21 2006, 06:08 PM) QUOTE (Maddy @ Nov 22 2006, 03:16 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Nov 21 2006, 08:51 AM) Ok. Neat freakiness aside.... Even though it didn't soak through the napkin, does your wife also think that it fell on the floor since the table is placed upon that? jelly--->napkin---->table---->floor---->earth's core---->through to China No, no, no, you're thinking of Tabasco sauce. At least, the good kind of Tabasco sauce. So you use tobasco sauce that's as hot as molten lava? I can imagine you spilling some onto your napkin and your significant other saying, "Honey, please don't spill any more sauce on China." Actually, hot as molten steel. I haven't found any yet that rivals lava. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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