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todays tickoscope is...

 

if you swollow a knife you will bleed internally. it will also hurt when you poop. yes.gif

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QUOTE (Daylin @ Aug 15 2006, 10:13 AM)
QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Aug 15 2006, 09:10 AM)
You've just described my day.

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sad.gif That bad, huh sad.gif bekloppt.gif

Let's just say I ate some food last night and I'm paying for it today.

 

Mother Nature, when she calls, has me on speed dial today. unsure.gif

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QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Aug 15 2006, 09:21 AM)
QUOTE (Daylin @ Aug 15 2006, 10:13 AM)
QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Aug 15 2006, 09:10 AM)
You've just described my day.

laugh.gif

 

sad.gif That bad, huh sad.gif bekloppt.gif

Let's just say I ate some food last night and I'm paying for it today.

 

Mother Nature, when she calls, has me on speed dial today. unsure.gif

ohmy.gif I hope you're not at work! Nothing worse then being on 'speed dial' at work.

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QUOTE (tick @ Aug 15 2006, 10:05 AM)
todays tickoscope is...

if you swollow a knife you will bleed internally. it will also hurt when you poop. yes.gif

I like it... yes.gif

 

I won't swallow a knife today. no.gif

 

Thanks for the advise Tick! trink39.gif

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todays tickoscope...

 

if you run out in front of a bus traveling at 55 miles per hour you will be severly injured and might even be killed. yes.gif

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QUOTE (tick @ Aug 16 2006, 03:14 PM)
todays tickoscope...

if you run out in front of a bus traveling at 55 miles per hour you will be severly injured and might even be killed. yes.gif

Are you sure, seems odd to me, I'll try to see if it's true...

 

 

I love you all...!

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QUOTE (tick @ Aug 16 2006, 09:14 AM)
todays tickoscope...

if you run out in front of a bus traveling at 55 miles per hour you will be severly injured and might even be killed. yes.gif

your on the ball, eh

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QUOTE (Sonilink @ Aug 16 2006, 10:19 AM)
QUOTE (tick @ Aug 16 2006, 03:14 PM)
todays tickoscope...

if you run out in front of a bus traveling at 55 miles per hour you will be severly injured and might even be killed. yes.gif

Are you sure, seems odd to me, I'll try to see if it's true...

 

 

I love you all...!

No No don't do it laugh.gif

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todays tickoscope...

 

if your going out this saturday night, grab a thermomater and take your temperature. if its over 98.7 degrees you have a fever. being thats its saturday night take advatage of this buy wearing a white leasure suit. yes.gif

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QUOTE (tick @ Aug 17 2006, 12:55 PM)
todays tickoscope...

if your going out this saturday night, grab a thermomater and take your temperature. if its over 98.7 degrees you have a fever. being thats its saturday night take advatage of this buy wearing a white leasure suit. yes.gif

I don't have a white leisure suit sad.gif

 

What's the alternative?

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QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Aug 17 2006, 07:56 AM)
QUOTE (tick @ Aug 17 2006, 12:55 PM)
todays tickoscope...

if your going out this saturday night, grab a thermomater and take your temperature. if its over 98.7 degrees you have a fever. being thats its saturday night take advatage of this buy wearing a white leasure suit. yes.gif

I don't have a white leisure suit sad.gif

 

What's the alternative?

well sometimes like in the olden days you make due with what you have. just take a can of white spray paint and apply 2 coats to whatever color leasure suit you own, this should work fine. if you dont own a leasure suit thats ok just wear a regular suit and a shirt with a really big collar, no one will know the difference. yes.gif

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QUOTE (tick @ Aug 17 2006, 01:05 PM)
QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Aug 17 2006, 07:56 AM)
QUOTE (tick @ Aug 17 2006, 12:55 PM)
todays tickoscope...

if your going out this saturday night, grab a thermomater and take your temperature. if its over 98.7 degrees you have a fever. being thats its saturday night take advatage of this buy wearing a white leasure suit. yes.gif

I don't have a white leisure suit sad.gif

 

What's the alternative?

well sometimes like in the olden days you make due with what you have. just take a can of white spray paint and apply 2 coats to whatever color leasure suit you own, this should work fine. if you dont own a leasure suit thats ok just wear a regular suit and a shirt with a really big collar, no one will know the difference. yes.gif

AHA!

 

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tonights tickoscope is...

 

if you go to a funeral wearing colorfull island wear you will get dirty looks. yes.gif

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QUOTE (tick @ Aug 17 2006, 05:27 PM)
tonights tickoscope is...

if you go to a funeral wearing  colorfull island wear you will get dirty looks. yes.gif

I suppose so. 'course ive never tried it. and i proably wont.

 

thank you for your guidance oh Great One!

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todays tickoscope...

if you remember only one thing, it takes two to tango, threes a crowd, yell four if your golf ball goes astray, number five is still alive, 666 the number of the beast and the moon in the seventh house ! (whatever the f**k that means ?)

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