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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

 

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

 

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

 

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

 

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QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ May 5 2006, 02:42 PM)
"literally pour himself a stiff one" icon_really_happy_guy.gif

That was my favorite line in the whole thing. laugh.gif

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QUOTE (paganoman @ May 5 2006, 11:59 AM)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

 

I read that the new active ingredient in Preparation-H is a compound called Mycraxaburnin.

 

 

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QUOTE (paganoman @ May 5 2006, 11:59 AM)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

 

I read that the new active ingredient in Preparation-H is a compound called Mycraxaburnin.

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QUOTE (paganoman @ May 5 2006, 11:59 AM)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... rofl3.gif

 

 

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QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM)
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that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... rofl3.gif


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Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. no.gif

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QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 09:46 AM)
QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM)
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that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... rofl3.gif


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Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. no.gif

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QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 10:46 AM)
QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM)
z7shysterical.gif  z7shysterical.gif

that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... rofl3.gif


bolt.gif

Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. no.gif

Well, I can't say if you will or if you won't. But if you do take it, make sure to never mix it with alcohol. no.gif YIKES

 

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QUOTE (blonde77th @ May 6 2006, 09:52 AM)
QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 09:46 AM)
QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM)
z7shysterical.gif  z7shysterical.gif

that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... rofl3.gif


bolt.gif

Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. no.gif

rofl3.gif z7shysterical.gif icon_really_happy_guy.gif Never say Never z7shysterical.gif icon_really_happy_guy.gif bolt.gif

I'm not "tooting my own horn" here, but CeeJ is the living embodiment of Viagra's arch enemy. Ever hear the Rolling Stones' Start Me Up? She's that chick that can make a dead man... get my drift? laugh.gif

 

 

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How about Mywillysasaggin? Or

 

Myphallusislamus, or

 

Icantgetitupandimnotgettinlaidatall

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/beerpiss2.jpg

"Thar she blows!"

 

Speaking of alternate names, isn't it ridiculous how every little body problem has to have a professional or medical sounding name? EDS for a limp willy? Incontinence because you can't hold your water anymore? I seem to recall there was already a good name for all these issues. it's called getting old!

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QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 09:46 AM)
QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM)
z7shysterical.gif  z7shysterical.gif

that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... rofl3.gif


bolt.gif

Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. no.gif

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QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 01:48 PM)
QUOTE (blonde77th @ May 6 2006, 09:52 AM)
QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 09:46 AM)
QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM)
z7shysterical.gif  z7shysterical.gif

that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... rofl3.gif


bolt.gif

Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. no.gif

rofl3.gif z7shysterical.gif icon_really_happy_guy.gif Never say Never z7shysterical.gif icon_really_happy_guy.gif bolt.gif

I'm not "tooting my own horn" here, but CeeJ is the living embodiment of Viagra's arch enemy. Ever hear the Rolling Stones' Start Me Up? She's that chick that can make a dead man... get my drift? laugh.gif

 

 

yes.gif

 

 

1287.gif

Dude... First you name yourself Necro, now this dead man talk..

 

You don't live within walking distance of any funeral parlors, do you? unsure.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know, I know... I saw the opening and I just had to take it. Bad Pags... Bad. bd.gif

 

 

P.S. - If you're flexible enough to toot your own horn... then by all means - party it up!!! trink39.gif

 

Signed,

Jealous

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QUOTE (paganoman @ May 8 2006, 05:19 AM)
QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 01:48 PM)
QUOTE (blonde77th @ May 6 2006, 09:52 AM)
QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 6 2006, 09:46 AM)
QUOTE (CeeJ @ May 5 2006, 10:05 PM)
z7shysterical.gif  z7shysterical.gif

that has got to be the craziest yet the truest thing i've heard in a long time....i'm gonna make a copy of this so 34 years from now i CAN REMEMBER ..... rofl3.gif


bolt.gif

Why??? You getting a boob job??? Cuz I know i'll NEVER need viagra. no.gif

rofl3.gif z7shysterical.gif icon_really_happy_guy.gif Never say Never z7shysterical.gif icon_really_happy_guy.gif bolt.gif

I'm not "tooting my own horn" here, but CeeJ is the living embodiment of Viagra's arch enemy. Ever hear the Rolling Stones' Start Me Up? She's that chick that can make a dead man... get my drift? laugh.gif

 

 

yes.gif

 

 

1287.gif

Dude... First you name yourself Necro, now this dead man talk..

 

You don't live within walking distance of any funeral parlors, do you? unsure.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know, I know... I saw the opening and I just had to take it. Bad Pags... Bad. bd.gif

 

 

P.S. - If you're flexible enough to toot your own horn... then by all means - party it up!!! trink39.gif

 

Signed,

Jealous

*spit*

 

 

 

 

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