Drumnut Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 "Like a baddass neighbor..." http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e27/ArtherEld/ChuckNorris.jpg
Drumnut Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Drumnut/Chuck.jpg Random Chuck Norris Facts
anagramking Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 QUOTE Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. I must be related somehow.
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 26, 2006 Author Posted January 26, 2006 QUOTE (Drumnut @ Jan 26 2006, 12:01 AM) Chuck Norris Facts.com I got those from another board, and that person must've nabbed them from that site. I only listed about a third of them!
Test4VitalSigns Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 http://www.metacafe.com/watch/66168/young_chuck_norris/ A Tribute To Young Chuck Norris
Cygnus Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Heres what hes up to now. Hope it catches on http://www.worldcombatleague.com/
vital signz Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 This could be the funniest thread i have ever read here......OMGLMAO for over ten minutes.......my co-workers and I got ourselves going and literally cried.... If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he f*cking MEANS it. ..........the last one was obviouly for Christopher Walken eh Kazz??
endlesslymocking Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 My high school is obsessed with this list Except sometimes we insert teacher's names into where it says Chuck Norris, and people will immediatley accuse you of stealing a chuck norris fact
Cygnus Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 WTF http://images3.pictiger.com/images/96/196d15a6b6c4f8eefe0322a078d28b96.gif
thestand Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 QUOTE (endlesslymocking @ Feb 2 2006, 06:32 PM) My high school is obsessed with this list Except sometimes we insert teacher's names into where it says Chuck Norris, and people will immediatley accuse you of stealing a chuck norris fact It's like so many things. Cool for the first week, but then the assholes of the school start saying it, and it loses any humour it once had. For me, it's movies. I write movies, and am completely immersed in movies. So I see indie movies whenever I can. I was in NYC the summer of '04, and a new indie comedy was out. It's name? Napoleon Dynamite. After the movie came out on DVD, there still weren't many people who knew about it. So I shared the DVD with some people. Within two weeks, everyone was quoting it. I now projectile vomit when I hear a bad quote. Everywhere.
Freedom_Fighter Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 best one i've ever read/heard: They tried to make a Chuck Norris Toilet Paper one time, but it didn't work because it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
endlesslymocking Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 My friend made up this one Chuck Norris doesn't going hunting; the word implys a possibility of failure. CHuck Norris goes Killing
Freedom_Fighter Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 i've heard that one before so i'm guessing you're being sarcastic about your friend or something.....unless he submitted it and made it a popular one or something......
Modest Man From Mandrake Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Most important fact about Mr. Norris. 1. Even though he can kick your ass, he couldn't act his way out of a wet stage curtin.
Mustard Death Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Mr. T invented fools. After realizing his great folly, he then invented pity. What a twist!
Modest Man From Mandrake Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Feb 10 2006, 08:45 PM) Mr. T invented fools. After realizing his great folly, he then invented pity. What a twist!
Weakly Criminal Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 And in Tejas, he ain't even considered a bad-ass!!
Drumnut Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Have Chuck Norris facts custom printed on a t-shirt @ www.chucknorrisfacts.com
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