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George: Wow Keith Hernandez, he's such a great player

Jerry: Yeah,he's a real smart guy too. He's a Civil War buff.

George: I'd love to be a Civil War buff... What do you have to do to be a buff?

Jerry: So biff wants to be a buff. Well sleeping less then 18 hours a day would be a start.

 

GEORGE COSTANZA CAN'T STAND YA!

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"No soup for you!" 1287.gif .

 

Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.

Jerry: I went out with you.

Elaine: That's because my standards are too low.

 

Elaine: Kevin and his friends are nice people! They do good things. They read.

Jerry: I read.

Elaine: Books, Jerry.

Jerry: Oh.

 

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Jerry: Nothin' much. I slept with Elaine last night.

 

George: Oxygen! I need some oxygen! This is major.

 

Jerry: I thought you'd like that.

 

George: Oh, this is huge!

 

Jerry: I know.

 

George: All right, okay. Let's go, details.

 

Jerry: No, I can't do details.

 

George: You wha?

 

Jerry: I can't give details.

 

George: No details?

 

Jerry: I'm not in the mood.

 

George: You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!

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QUOTE (anagramking @ Jan 20 2006, 08:49 AM)
Not from an acutal episode, but a pretty funny parody:

http://www.frankcaliendo.com/high_bandwidt...ent_center.html

Click on the "animation" box (the stack of three boxes that are marked video, animation, and audio), and enjoy.

laugh.gif Great job with the voices.

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Jerry: Hey, Kramer if I killed somebody would you turn me in?

Kramer: Definitely.

Jerry: You're kidding-

Kramer: No, no, I would turn you in.

Jerry: You would turn me in?

Kramer: Phwap, I wouldn't even think about it.

Jerry: I can't believe you're a friend of mine.

Kramer: What kind of person are you going around killing people?

Jerry: Well, I'm sure I had a good reason.

Kramer: Well if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?

Jerry: But you know me!

Kramer: I thought I DID!

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QUOTE (physics23 @ Jan 22 2006, 01:36 PM)
Jerry: Hey, Kramer if I killed somebody would you turn me in?
Kramer: Definitely.
Jerry: You're kidding-
Kramer: No, no, I would turn you in.
Jerry: You would turn me in?
Kramer: Phwap, I wouldn't even think about it.
Jerry: I can't believe you're a friend of mine.
Kramer: What kind of person are you going around killing people?
Jerry: Well, I'm sure I had a good reason.
Kramer: Well if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?
Jerry: But you know me!
Kramer: I thought I DID!

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FRANK: Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
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SOUP NAZI: Go on! Leave! Get out!

 

WOMAN: But I didn't do anything.

 

SOUP NAZI: Next!

 

ELAINE: Hello.

 

SOUP NAZI: You. You think you can get soup? Please. You're wasting

everyone's time.

 

ELAINE: I don't want soup. I can make my own soup. " 5 cups chopped Porcine mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, 3 pounds celery."

 

SOUP NAZI: That is my recipe for wild mushroom.

 

ELAINE: Yeah, that's right. I got 'em all. Cold cucumber, corn and crab chowder, mulligatawny.

 

SOUP NAZI: Mulliga...tawny?

 

ELAINE: .You're through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!

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George's phone message....

 

[on tape, singing] "Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, please leave a mes-saaage at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the pho-one. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not hooome." [beep]

 

 

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QUOTE (Pratt Boy @ Feb 13 2006, 10:45 AM)
George: "Moops!"

Bubble Boy: "Moors!"

George: "Moops!"

Bubble Boy: "Moors!"

George: "Moops!"

Bubble Boy: "Moors!"

That one's a classic! "That's not Moops you jerk, it's a misprint!" That episode is one of my favorites.

 

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