physics23 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 George: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 This has been the final episode of Seinfeld! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Drumnut/woohoo.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
physics23 Posted December 24, 2005 Author Share Posted December 24, 2005 QUOTE (Drumnut @ Dec 24 2005, 03:30 PM)This has been the final episode of Seinfeld! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Drumnut/woohoo.gif http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/amirror/Marge10.gif Hmmm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 (edited) George running from bathroom with his pants around his knees: "Say Vandelay, say Vandelay say Vandelay" ::::::Then falls to ground::::::: Kramer says: "Vanda who?, You are WAYYYY OFF" Jerry walks in and sees George laying on his floor with his pants down to his knees: "AND YOU WANTED TO BE MY LATEX SALESMAN"????? Edited December 24, 2005 by Indica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 I think this exchange is Jerry's finest moment of the show. His inflections and timing were perfect here. George: Diane DeConn? You saw Diane DeConn! Jerry: Something, huh? George: Yeah! How'd she look. Jerry: She looked great. She asked about you. George: She did! What did she say? Jerry: "How's George?" George: George! She said George? She remembered my name. Diane DeConn remembered my name. She was the "it" girl! Jerry: Yeah she asked for your number, I think she's gonna get in touch with you. George: OK, I'm tellin' you right now if your kiddin' around I'm not gonna be able to be friends with you anymore. I'm serious about that. You got that? Jerry: I got no problem with that. George: Good. Cause if this is a lie, if this is a joke, if this is your idea of some cute little game...we're finished! Jerry: Expect a call. George: Oh my god he's not kidding. Jerry: Now, I should tell you.....at this point she's under the impression that you are a..... George: A what? Jerry: A marine biologist. George: A marine biologist....why am I a marine biologist? Jerry: I may have mentioned it... George: But I'm not a marine biologist! Jerry: I'm aware of that. George: So? Jerry: You don't think it's a good job? George: I didn't think it was a job! Jerry: Oh. It's a fascinating field! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Elaine: Get out! (as she shoves Jerry or whomever) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 QUOTE (dweezil @ Dec 24 2005, 04:03 PM) Elaine: Get out! (as she shoves Jerry or whomever) That never got old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 George: "Give me an overview" Jerry "I'll give you an overview, I see a very cheap man trying to save a couple bucks on a shirt with a red dot on it, that's my overview". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 I don't have a favorite Sienfeld line. (not like there's anything wrong with that) i love the shrinkage scene. I WAS IN THE POOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Dec 24 2005, 06:52 PM)i love the shrinkage scene. I WAS IN THE POOL!!! Elaine: It shrinks? Jerry: Like a frightened turtle! Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 As Terry Hatcher walks out the door: "Oh... and they ARE real... and they're SPECTACULAR". And then in the finale I believe, the lawyer... Jackie confirms them being spectacular... HILARIOUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 "now its time for the airing of the grevences, kruger i got a problen with you!!" happy festivus to all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 when Georges Boss Thinks George is dead from a car accident And tells his parents..George finds out and jerry asks him: Arent u gonna tell ur parents ur ok? and george says: Nahhh they could use the break I like how they stick the phrase " Nerver The Less" in alot of the shows,duno why Just makes me giggle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wiggles Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Guy in the Soup Shop:Yes? Elaine:Uhhhm yeah...let's see....*taps hands on glass* Guy in the Soup Shop:NO SOUP FOR YOU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 "and you want to be my latex salesmen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 25 2005, 12:00 AM) I think this exchange is Jerry's finest moment of the show. His inflections and timing were perfect here. George: Diane DeConn? You saw Diane DeConn! Jerry: Something, huh? George: Yeah! How'd she look. Jerry: She looked great. She asked about you. George: She did! What did she say? Jerry: "How's George?" George: George! She said George? She remembered my name. Diane DeConn remembered my name. She was the "it" girl! Jerry: Yeah she asked for your number, I think she's gonna get in touch with you. George: OK, I'm tellin' you right now if your kiddin' around I'm not gonna be able to be friends with you anymore. I'm serious about that. You got that? Jerry: I got no problem with that. George: Good. Cause if this is a lie, if this is a joke, if this is your idea of some cute little game...we're finished! Jerry: Expect a call. George: Oh my god he's not kidding. Jerry: Now, I should tell you.....at this point she's under the impression that you are a..... George: A what? Jerry: A marine biologist. George: A marine biologist....why am I a marine biologist? Jerry: I may have mentioned it... George: But I'm not a marine biologist! Jerry: I'm aware of that. George: So? Jerry: You don't think it's a good job? George: I didn't think it was a job! Jerry: Oh. It's a fascinating field! You are too much, was that from memory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus. Jerry: Wow. George : You're Batman. Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop. Jerry: You kept making all the stops? Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 QUOTE (Riv @ Dec 25 2005, 09:15 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 25 2005, 12:00 AM) I think this exchange is Jerry's finest moment of the show. His inflections and timing were perfect here. George: Diane DeConn? You saw Diane DeConn!... ...Jerry: Oh. It's a fascinating field! You are too much, was that from memory? No way! Copied and pasted from http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Got all six seasons on DVD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 QUOTE (Riv @ Dec 25 2005, 09:34 PM) Got all six seasons on DVD sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 (edited) Elaine: "He took it out"... Jerry: "what do you mean he took it out"? Elaine: "He took, it, out" Jerry: "You mean he took" Elaine "it" Jerry: "out" ? It went down something like that. Edited December 26, 2005 by Indica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Kramer walks into Jerry's apartment and slams some money down on the counter: "I'm out!!!" The Contest was the best television show that I have EVER seen!!!!! Jerry: "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round" Kramer (simultaneously): "The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Dec 26 2005, 12:20 AM) Kramer walks into Jerry's apartment and slams some money down on the counter: "I'm out!!!" The Contest was the best television show that I have EVER seen!!!!! Jerry: "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round" Kramer (simultaneously): "The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on!" You beat me to it! BN!! By far my all time fav Seinfeld episode! GEORGE'S MOM: I don't understand you. I really don't. You have nothing better to do at three o' clock in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Dec 26 2005, 12:20 AM) Kramer walks into Jerry's apartment and slams some money down on the counter: "I'm out!!!" The Contest was the best television show that I have EVER seen!!!!! JERRY: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you. GEORGE: Care to make it interesting? JERRY: Sure, how much? GEORGE: A hundred dollars. JERRY: You're on. KRAMER: Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this. JERRY: You? KRAMER: Yeah. JERRY: You'll be out before we get the check! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 JERRY - "The lock has only one design flaw.... the door.....*SLAM*......must be closed!" Classic early episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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