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QUOTE (Drumnut @ Dec 24 2005, 03:30 PM)
This has been the final episode of Seinfeld! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Drumnut/woohoo.gif

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/amirror/Marge10.gif Hmmm!

 

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George running from bathroom with his pants around his knees: "Say Vandelay, say Vandelay say Vandelay" ::::::Then falls to ground:::::::

 

Kramer says: "Vanda who?, You are WAYYYY OFF"

 

 

Jerry walks in and sees George laying on his floor with his pants down to his knees:

"AND YOU WANTED TO BE MY LATEX SALESMAN"????? new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

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I think this exchange is Jerry's finest moment of the show. His inflections and timing were perfect here.

 

George: Diane DeConn? You saw Diane DeConn!

 

Jerry: Something, huh?

 

George: Yeah! How'd she look.

 

Jerry: She looked great. She asked about you.

 

George: She did! What did she say?

 

Jerry: "How's George?"

 

George: George! She said George? She remembered my name. Diane DeConn remembered my name. She was the "it" girl!

 

Jerry: Yeah she asked for your number, I think she's gonna get in touch with you.

 

George: OK, I'm tellin' you right now if your kiddin' around I'm not gonna be able to be friends with you anymore. I'm serious about that. You got that?

 

Jerry: I got no problem with that.

 

George: Good. Cause if this is a lie, if this is a joke, if this is your idea of some cute little game...we're finished!

 

Jerry: Expect a call.

 

George: Oh my god he's not kidding.

 

Jerry: Now, I should tell you.....at this point she's under the impression that you are a.....

 

George: A what?

 

Jerry: A marine biologist.

 

George: A marine biologist....why am I a marine biologist?

 

Jerry: I may have mentioned it...

 

George: But I'm not a marine biologist!

 

Jerry: I'm aware of that.

 

George: So?

 

Jerry: You don't think it's a good job?

 

George: I didn't think it was a job!

 

Jerry: Oh. It's a fascinating field!

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George: "Give me an overview"

 

Jerry "I'll give you an overview, I see a very cheap man trying to save a couple bucks on a shirt with a red dot on it, that's my overview".

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"now its time for the airing of the grevences, kruger i got a problen with you!!"

happy festivus to all! 1022.gif biggrin.gif

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when Georges Boss Thinks George is dead from a car accident And tells his parents..George finds out and jerry asks him: Arent u gonna tell ur parents ur ok? and george says: Nahhh they could use the break laugh.gif

 

 

 

I like how they stick the phrase " Nerver The Less" in alot of the shows,duno why

confused13.gif Just makes me giggle

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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 25 2005, 12:00 AM)
I think this exchange is Jerry's finest moment of the show. His inflections and timing were perfect here.

George: Diane DeConn? You saw Diane DeConn!

Jerry: Something, huh?

George: Yeah! How'd she look.

Jerry: She looked great. She asked about you.

George: She did! What did she say?

Jerry: "How's George?"

George: George! She said George? She remembered my name. Diane DeConn remembered my name. She was the "it" girl!

Jerry: Yeah she asked for your number, I think she's gonna get in touch with you.

George: OK, I'm tellin' you right now if your kiddin' around I'm not gonna be able to be friends with you anymore. I'm serious about that. You got that?

Jerry: I got no problem with that.

George: Good. Cause if this is a lie, if this is a joke, if this is your idea of some cute little game...we're finished!

Jerry: Expect a call.

George: Oh my god he's not kidding.

Jerry: Now, I should tell you.....at this point she's under the impression that you are a.....

George: A what?

Jerry: A marine biologist.

George: A marine biologist....why am I a marine biologist?

Jerry: I may have mentioned it...

George: But I'm not a marine biologist!

Jerry: I'm aware of that.

George: So?

Jerry: You don't think it's a good job?

George: I didn't think it was a job!

Jerry: Oh. It's a fascinating field!

rofl3.gif You are too much, was that from memory?

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Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.

Jerry: Wow.

George : You're Batman.

Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.

Jerry: You kept making all the stops?

Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell.

 

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QUOTE (Riv @ Dec 25 2005, 09:15 PM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 25 2005, 12:00 AM)
I think this exchange is Jerry's finest moment of the show. His inflections and timing were perfect here.

George: Diane DeConn? You saw Diane DeConn!...

...Jerry: Oh. It's a fascinating field!

rofl3.gif You are too much, was that from memory?

No way! laugh.gif Copied and pasted from http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/

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Elaine: "He took it out"...

 

Jerry: "what do you mean he took it out"?

 

Elaine: "He took, it, out"

 

Jerry: "You mean he took"

 

Elaine "it"

 

Jerry: "out" ?

 

 

 

It went down something like that. laugh.gif

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Kramer walks into Jerry's apartment and slams some money down on the counter: "I'm out!!!"

 

 

The Contest was the best television show that I have EVER seen!!!!!

 

 

 

Jerry: "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round"

Kramer (simultaneously): "The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on!"

 

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Dec 26 2005, 12:20 AM)
Kramer walks into Jerry's apartment and slams some money down on the counter: "I'm out!!!"


The Contest was the best television show that I have EVER seen!!!!!



Jerry: "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round"
Kramer (simultaneously): "The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on!"

You beat me to it! BN!!

 

 

By far my all time fav Seinfeld episode! icon_really_happy_guy.gif

 

 

GEORGE'S MOM: I don't understand you. I really don't. You have nothing better to do at three o' clock in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!

 

 

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QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Dec 26 2005, 12:20 AM)
Kramer walks into Jerry's apartment and slams some money down on the counter: "I'm out!!!"


The Contest was the best television show that I have EVER seen!!!!!

JERRY: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you.

 

GEORGE: Care to make it interesting?

 

JERRY: Sure, how much?

 

GEORGE: A hundred dollars.

 

JERRY: You're on.

 

KRAMER: Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this.

 

JERRY: You?

 

KRAMER: Yeah.

 

JERRY: You'll be out before we get the check!

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