failte Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 we live down the street from a bunch of single family homes with attached garages...and they all have cars parked in front of the garage and lining the street...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 My dad was telling me about a guy he worked with once who, one fine morning, showed up in a VERY bad mood. It took them awhile to get the story out of him, but...turns out he'd gone out to his fancy new 2-car garage, put the left-hand door up, got in his car, started it up - and backed out through the right-hand door. And yeah, it was a Monday morning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Nov 13 2006, 05:03 PM)QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Nov 13 2006, 06:56 PM) To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.... http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/oops.jpg That mishap was hubby's fault. Look how messy and cluttered that garage is! If he'd just keep it clean there'd be room for BOTH cars side-by-side! I mean, where else was she supposed to park?? yer a good man, 73! more beer for you... http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/aba.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Nov 22 2006, 11:36 PM)QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Nov 13 2006, 05:03 PM)QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Nov 13 2006, 06:56 PM) To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.... http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/oops.jpg That mishap was hubby's fault. Look how messy and cluttered that garage is! If he'd just keep it clean there'd be room for BOTH cars side-by-side! I mean, where else was she supposed to park?? yer a good man, 73! more beer for you... http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/aba.jpg i still wonder tho...how'd she manage to get her vette underneath his tattered ol truck like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Nov 23 2006, 01:38 AM) QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Nov 22 2006, 11:36 PM)QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Nov 13 2006, 05:03 PM)QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Nov 13 2006, 06:56 PM) To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.... http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/oops.jpg That mishap was hubby's fault. Look how messy and cluttered that garage is! If he'd just keep it clean there'd be room for BOTH cars side-by-side! I mean, where else was she supposed to park?? yer a good man, 73! more beer for you... http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/aba.jpg i still wonder tho...how'd she manage to get her vette underneath his tattered ol truck like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney's Alter Posted March 9, 2007 Author Share Posted March 9, 2007 http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/13593 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on the shoulder. This evidently pissed the driver off enough that he hung out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's why. I drive 38 miles each way, every day, to work. That's 76 miles, of these, 16 each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. So, if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31, 424 cars. Even though the rest of the 34 miles is not bumper-to-bumper. I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36, 000 cars I pass every day. Statistically half of these are driven by females, that's 18, 000. In any given group of females, 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their period. That is 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding, that's 449. According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide, that's 98. And, 34% describe men as their biggest problem, that's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and the number is increasing. That means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and is armed. No matter what she does in traffic, I wouldn't DREAM of flipping her off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/aba8ee45843861a18a698b579965e182065.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 QUOTE (owlswing @ Mar 9 2007, 09:06 AM) I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on the shoulder. This evidently pissed the driver off enough that he hung out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's why. I drive 38 miles each way, every day, to work. That's 76 miles, of these, 16 each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. So, if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31, 424 cars. Even though the rest of the 34 miles is not bumper-to-bumper. I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36, 000 cars I pass every day. Statistically half of these are driven by females, that's 18, 000. In any given group of females, 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their period. That is 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding, that's 449. According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide, that's 98. And, 34% describe men as their biggest problem, that's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and the number is increasing. That means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and is armed. No matter what she does in traffic, I wouldn't DREAM of flipping her off. I'm just seeing this, owlswing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jul 17 2007, 10:59 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/aba8ee45843861a18a698b579965e182065.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jul 17 2007, 08:59 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/aba8ee45843861a18a698b579965e182065.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fendergirl4001 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 (edited) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jul 17 2007, 08:59 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/aba8ee45843861a18a698b579965e182065.jpg There's something I know I won't do when I get my license in six months... Man... That would not be cool... Funny as all Hell... But SO not cool... Edited July 27, 2007 by fendergirl4001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rnrgal Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jul 17 2007, 10:59 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/aba8ee45843861a18a698b579965e182065.jpg well, yes, but...she's a dizzy blonde! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/rushnroll/blond.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4lD0rLocTQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgyspice Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 lol stereotypes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the masked drummer Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 QUOTE (KenJennings @ Nov 25 2005, 04:09 PM) Why aren't driver's license tests more difficult? Drivers on the road today are SO bad... If they made it too hard for any idiot to pass then no one would have a license, therefore the government would not have all our money. If you want to get to the truth, just think about the financial aspect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzy Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 I got into a fender bender a few days ago and now I'm too scared to drive. The accident was my fault... I never want to drive again. I swear I'm a great driver, it was just one of those days and there was a shitload of traffic and I bumped the guy in front of me... I got charged with careless driving but the insurance company says I should be charged with following too closely, which would be a hell of a lot better, so we're gonna deal with that. I don't want to drive anymore... and all that shit I said about women not being able to drive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/07/19/pi...k-your-car-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Mar 29 2006, 08:54 PM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/funny-pictures156.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 http://us9.memecdn.com/Beware-of-Women-Drivers_c_143439.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 http://i.qkme.me/CEi.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchemingDemon Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jul 20 2012, 07:57 AM) http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/07/19/pi...k-your-car-101/ Not sure who is dumber here, the 13 year old girl or the grandmother who left her in the car by herself with the keys in the ignition. (my parents used to let me sit in the car with the keys when I was that young but I definitely never thought of driving it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 http://news.yahoo.com/car-washed-then-plun...-103132211.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 http://videosift.com/video/Woman-Drives-on...Pass-School-Bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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