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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 27 2006, 10:38 AM)
http://www.devilducky.com/media/24991/

Try this one

it never ceases to amaze me that two females, who will admit that they need to exercise more, will almost destroy 30 to 40 thousand dollars worth of automobiles trying to get the closest possible parking space at wally world.

 

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I was an excellant driver, its other people that dont know how to drive! Been in 4 accidents, none my fault, 2 were women drivers and 2 were men drivers. Men are just as stupid sometimes!
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QUOTE (blonde77th @ Mar 28 2006, 10:22 PM)
tongue.gif I admit i have had 2 accidents my fault lol but 3 were not but the best 1 i did was driving down a icy road and couldn't stop and kissed the butt end of a semi Man was that scary but not charged thank god ph34r.gif bumper.gif

Now really ... you decided to park your little escort in the back end of a semi while driving down the road... well really you were under the semi... come on show the pics ... I know you have them

 

 

if anyone has a bumper sticker that states " no parking" and it is on the back bumper of a semi truck ... let me know rofl3.gif

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QUOTE (chaotica @ Mar 29 2006, 09:26 AM)


if anyone has a bumper sticker that states " no parking" and it is on the back bumper of a semi truck ... let me know rofl3.gif

ya know... m y brother is a semi truck driver and altho he doesn't have a bumper sticker like that...

HE SHOULD!!! yes.gif

that would be awesome! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

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My mother has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were driving through Georgia. Hoping to get off with a warning, mom tried to appear shocked when he walked up to the car.

 

"I have never been stopped like this before," she said to the officer.

 

"What do they usually do, ma'am," he asked, "shoot the tires out"? tongue.gif

 

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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it wasn't too bad and I didn't get hurt, so please don't worry about me.

 

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

 

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

 

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

 

Your loving wife.

 

XXX

 

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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/oops.jpg

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QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Nov 13 2006, 06:56 PM)
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway....

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/oops.jpg

That mishap was hubby's fault. Look how messy and cluttered that garage is! If he'd just keep it clean there'd be room for BOTH cars side-by-side! I mean, where else was she supposed to park?? confused13.gif

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