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26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Donnarumma is getting on my nerve. :angry:  2-0 Italy. 

He has a nasal appendage worthy of Throatwobbler Mangrove. :eh:

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1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said:

But I've seen Italians in worse shape.  :ohmy:

Most Italians are much shorter and reek of cigarettes and prostitutes, I assume. :confused:  I modelled my stereotype on Berlusconi.

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On 9/26/2022 at 2:27 PM, blackhawkrush said:

Now I need Spain to beat Portugal tomorrow or I won't have anyone to root for in the Final Four.  :eh: 

  :musik19:  MORATA  :musik19:

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22 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :musik19:  MORATA  :musik19:

No amount of late goals with prevent Morata from having to sing "My Mistake" for eternity.

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

No amount of late goals with prevent Morata from having to sing "My Mistake" for eternity.

And that late goal could've been scored by my grandmother.  :tongue:

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Radomiak 0 Cracovia 2   :banana: Yes, it's three points on the road, but being up 2-0, opponent a man down, and still implementing time-wasting methods seems a bit of an overkill for me.  

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Chojniczanka 1 Wisla 0  :facepalm:  How do you lose to a team with a name even Poles would have a hard time pronouncing? I calculate we'll drop to 11th-12th place at the end of this weekend.  :rose: 

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Spurs have nine matches in October. That seems too many. I`m not even planning on going out nine times in October. :ninja:

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Sorry about that, Ibanez Jem; really sorry, mate. You just hate to see it happen.

 

In other news, there's a rumor LFC will come out of retirement and play again. Ninety seconds in, nothing terrible so far!

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38 minutes ago, Nova Carmina said:

Sorry about that, Ibanez Jem; really sorry, mate. You just hate to see it happen.

 

In other news, there's a rumor LFC will come out of retirement and play again. Ninety seconds in, nothing terrible so far!

Sounds like Brighton Di Zerbi their lead. :rofl2:Sorry, I`m really pleased with the joke, not your fixture troubles. You`ve just got one back, all will be fine.

 

In other news, I am seeing a Marillion tribute band in Dundee with my girlfriend tonight. Suffice to say, most of hopes of evening entertainment are of the apres show. 

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Sounds like Brighton Di Zerbi their lead. :rofl2:Sorry, I`m really pleased with the joke, not your fixture troubles. You`ve just got one back, all will be fine.

 

In other news, I am seeing a Marillion tribute band in Dundee with my girlfriend tonight. Suffice to say, most of hopes of evening entertainment are of the apres show. 

And yet in other news, Ronnie O'Sullivan retains his no.1 ranking after a Trump loss.  :sundog: 

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22 hours ago, Nova Carmina said:

Dum spiro, spero!

I suppose it`s something for us to hold onto this dark weekend. 

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8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Police tear gas kills about 200 fans after a game in Indonesia.  :rose:

They aren`t using tear gas right at all. :facepalm:

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Sporting`s keepers will be disappointed with their 45 minutes away at Marseille. Sporting take the lead and are looking good until Adan dallies for too long around his six-yard box and hits his clearance carelessly into Sanchez, 1-1. Then he botches a goal kick, straight to Guendouzi about 40 yards out. Crossed in whilst he is still out of position, for 2-1. Then he rushes out of his area and handles the ball, so he is sent off. Sub keeper comes on and before he has touched the ball, a corner is converted for 3-1.

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Frankfurt look right up for the visit of my soporific Spurs side.  That is a concern, as we don`t play very well when the other team try. :facepalm:

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