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Anything that uses the word bereft is worth a thread.

Any story that contains the following words - `no scintilla of tuna` - renders it doubly threadworthy.

 

"...negligent misrepresentation, unjust enrichment, common-law fraud."

 

Can a lawsuit against a fast food chain win a Pulitzer?

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:o :o Kind of makes me wonder what is hiding in my Panera chicken salad . . .

 

I think Panera is a much better place to eat than Subway.

 

I think so, too; my husband is the big Subway fan! :lol:

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Any story that contains the following words - `no scintilla of tuna` - renders it doubly threadworthy.

 

What would be more poetic: no scintilla of tuna or not an iota of tuna ?

 

I would have gone with not one iota of tuna, but that's just me.

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Any story that contains the following words - `no scintilla of tuna` - renders it doubly threadworthy.

 

What would be more poetic: no scintilla of tuna or not an iota of tuna ?

 

I would have gone with not one iota of tuna, but that's just me.

I think either combination of words is a first for mankind.
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:o :o Kind of makes me wonder what is hiding in my Panera chicken salad . . .

 

I think Panera is a much better place to eat than Subway.

Jesus K Riest, where is the projectile vomiting emoticon when we need it? You couldn't pay me to eat anything from Subway. Thank God, I have a local yokel sub shop close by that's been in biz for 30+ years. A little more expensive, but quality is through the roof, and they don't skimp on quantity.
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...and the cod at Long John Silvers has worms in it. Many moons ago I used to cook there. Worst job I ever had. If the job wasn't bad enough, the ridiculous outfit was degrading. Arrrgh matees! Let me work shitty minimum wage job for ye!

 

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Anything that uses the word bereft is worth a thread.

Any story that contains the following words - `no scintilla of tuna` - renders it doubly threadworthy.

 

"...negligent misrepresentation, unjust enrichment, common-law fraud."

 

Can a lawsuit against a fast food chain win a Pulitzer?

I refer to it as tuna squish...a mildly fish flavored pile of mayo.

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Le thon, c'est bon!

 

 

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...and the cod at Long John Silvers has worms in it. Many moons ago I used to cook there. Worst job I ever had. If the job wasn't bad enough, the ridiculous outfit was degrading. Arrrgh matees! Let me work shitty minimum wage job for ye!

 

B003PUQ5CO_FastTimesAtRidgemontHigh_UXNB1._SX1080_.jpg

Feeling the pain, in 1970 I served my sentence at Burger King. Smh!
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