IbanezJem Posted February 1 Author Share Posted February 1 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ja...Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! I mean, it's a little confusing for me when you say 'dog kennel' if you want a mattress. Why not just say 'mattress'? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 31 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I mean, it's a little confusing for me when you say 'dog kennel' if you want a mattress. Why not just say 'mattress'? I saw your advertisement in the paper, and I thought, that's the kind of thing I'd like to say to her. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I saw your advertisement in the paper, and I thought, that's the kind of thing I'd like to say to her. Does anyone speak Swahili, sir? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Does anyone speak Swahili, sir? Yes, yes, speakee, speakee...me Blitish consul. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, yes, speakee, speakee...me Blitish consul. Are you from the British Dental Association? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 3 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Are you from the British Dental Association? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 6 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. There's a Mr. Simon Bartlett to see you, sir 73. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 49 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: There's a Mr. Simon Bartlett to see you, sir 73. But don't you see, I came here to find a new job, a new life, a new meaning to my existence. Can't you help me? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: But don't you see, I came here to find a new job, a new life, a new meaning to my existence. Can't you help me? Up on the table. Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster...faster...faster, faster, faster...now jump! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 (edited) 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Up on the table. Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster...faster...faster, faster, faster...now jump! Er, well 73 explained it to me. You see if you're five miles out over the English Channel, with nothing but sea underneath you, er, there is a very great impetus to stay in the air. Edited February 2 by IbanezJem 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 41 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Er, well 73 explained it to me. You see if you're five miles out over the English Channel, with nothing but sea underneath you, er, there is a very great impetus to stay in the air. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 4 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet. Is there life after death? And here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, the late Professor Thynne and the very late Simon Ibanez. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Is there life after death? And here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, the late Professor Thynne and the very late Simon Ibanez. Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 53 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations! Well, we did do the nose. And the hat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, we did do the nose. And the hat. Mr. Luxury Ibanez, this nose of yours is false. It's made of polystyrene. Your own hooter's a beaut. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 59 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Mr. Luxury Ibanez, this nose of yours is false. It's made of polystyrene. Your own hooter's a beaut. Oh forget him! What's your name, deary? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticoleensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -ggutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönenddanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticoleensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -ggutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönenddanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 7 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear? Yes, all right, all right ... but, uh, only if I can watch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, all right, all right ... but, uh, only if I can watch. Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 56 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. Right, let's have a ding dong... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 15 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Right, let's have a ding dong... Sh! Mr blackhawk, what is your attitude toward censorship in a public library? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Sh! Mr blackhawk, what is your attitude toward censorship in a public library? I haven't had enough of the permissive society. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said: I haven't had enough of the permissive society. I think there should be more race prejudice. Less race prejudice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 4 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I think there should be more race prejudice. Less race prejudice. So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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