blackhawkrush Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 15 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: :... thirty-nine... forty. All right, cut him down, Mr Fuller. He's up at six. And I don't think he's going to get up this time...no. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 52 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: He's up at six. And I don't think he's going to get up this time...no. I'm afraid it's my unpleasant duty to inform you that you're fired. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 23 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I'm afraid it's my unpleasant duty to inform you that you're fired. I've got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I just don't know where to turn. I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I've got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I just don't know where to turn. I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. So anyway, I became a barber. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: So anyway, I became a barber. I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss! Well, we never break the bloody TRF law. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, we never break the bloody TRF law. If there's any more stock film of women applauding, I'll clear the court! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 3 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: If there's any more stock film of women applauding, I'll clear the court! Why are you always on about women, 73? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Why are you always on about women, 73? I like tits! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 27 Author Share Posted January 27 5 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I like tits! You got a nice pair there haven't you love? Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You got a nice pair there haven't you love? Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun. I object to all this sex on the television! I mean, I keep falling off! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 27 Author Share Posted January 27 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I object to all this sex on the television! I mean, I keep falling off! But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 50 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 8 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Simon arrives at what he thinks is TRF. Sometimes it's a sweetshop, sometimes it's a private house. Today it's a hospital. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 29 Author Share Posted January 29 On 1/27/2023 at 6:34 PM, blackhawkrush said: Simon arrives at what he thinks is TRF. Sometimes it's a sweetshop, sometimes it's a private house. Today it's a hospital. I love the surgical garment. Enjoy the delights of the Victor Mature abdominal corset. Sail down the Nile on the Bleed-it Kosher Truss. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 30 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I love the surgical garment. Enjoy the delights of the Victor Mature abdominal corset. Sail down the Nile on the Bleed-it Kosher Truss. Who's that very tall tribe in Africa? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 29 Author Share Posted January 29 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Who's that very tall tribe in Africa? Nice little chaps. But the hobby I enjoyed most was racing pigeon fanciers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Nice little chaps. But the hobby I enjoyed most was racing pigeon fanciers. Snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings. It's a bird, isn't it? It's a bloody seabird. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's a bird, isn't it? It's a bloody seabird. Well, at the moment we're building him a holiday home. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, at the moment we're building him a holiday home. That's ordinary cabbage crates, is it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: That's ordinary cabbage crates, is it? I asked Mr Ken Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: I asked Mr Ken Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods. Shh! I bid you welcome to your new home...Camelot! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Shh! I bid you welcome to your new home...Camelot! So if you have a friend in prison or under a sentence of death, be sure to let us know at this address. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: So if you have a friend in prison or under a sentence of death, be sure to let us know at this address. Me? No. I'm just a poor old man. I have no time for law-breakers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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