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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:yes: Absolve all those you have excommunicated. Resign those powers you have arrogated. Renew the obedience you have violated.

Hang on, I'll get a piece of paper.   :bolt:

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17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Hang on, I'll get a piece of paper.   :bolt:

Here is a revised list. Women, children, Red Indians and spacemen. :facepalm:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Here is a revised list. Women, children, Red Indians and spacemen. :facepalm:

They shall find consolation. They shall have the earth for their possession. They shall be satisfied.  :angel:

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48 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

They shall find consolation. They shall have the earth for their possession. They shall be satisfied.  :angel:

And after the spanking, the oral sex. :scared:

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

What a stroke of luck. I settled down to a quick intermeal snack.  :drool:

...and we'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled 'The Whizzo Quality Assortment.' :puke:

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4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :yes:   And, when he'd finished that, the living room.  

 

4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :yes:   And, when he'd finished that, the living room.  

Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?  :yes:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 

Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?  :yes:

Sit up.  :whipgirl:Sit up!   

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :zzz:   I prefer to watch Palace nowadays.  

My friend he say, 'Why must I say I am Palace fan from London when he lives in Stow and supports Spurs? :confused:'

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

My friend he say, 'Why must I say I am Palace fan from London when he lives in Stow and supports Spurs? :confused:'

There are more things in Heaven and Earth Simon, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.  :spacecraft:  

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44 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Hello. Welcome to Heaven. Excuse me, could you just sign here, please, sir? :wave:

Ooh I must be in the wrong house! :firedevil:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Do come in. Come and have a drink. It's one of the little men from the village! :smile:

Eleven foot six, damn you!  :moon:

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9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Well, I'm only half an inch long. :eh:

Well at the moment, 73, you're crouching down inside a filing cabinet. :huh:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

We were evicted from our filing cabinet. We had to go and live in a lake. :eh:

Well, this is a completely uncharted lake with like hitherto unclassified marine life, man.  :smoke:  

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