IbanezJem Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 11 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, it was the middle one. One final question, and that beautiful non-materialistic lounge suite will be yours! Ready, 73? You're a brave man. Your final question: Who won the English Football Cup in 1949? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: One final question, and that beautiful non-materialistic lounge suite will be yours! Ready, 73? You're a brave man. Your final question: Who won the English Football Cup in 1949? Bread! Apples! Very small rocks! Cider! Gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches! Lead! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 12 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Bread! Apples! Very small rocks! Cider! Gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches! Lead! Well, don't blame me. I didn't ask to sell this stuff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, don't blame me. I didn't ask to sell this stuff. Selling! Very good, very good. Oooh! Ya wicked ay! Wicked ay! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Selling! Very good, very good. Oooh! Ya wicked ay! Wicked ay! Ah, no. Freedom. Freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Ah, no. Freedom. Freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere. It was only a bloody parking offense. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 9 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It was only a bloody parking offense. No parrots were involved in an accident on the M1 today when a lorry carrying high-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No parrots were involved in an accident on the M1 today when a lorry carrying high-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. Now, look here. You barge in here, quite uninvited, break glasses, and then announce, quite casually, that we're all dead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 9 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now, look here. You barge in here, quite uninvited, break glasses, and then announce, quite casually, that we're all dead. It was a joke. No, no not a joke, a sales campaign. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It was a joke. No, no not a joke, a sales campaign. Mr. Ibanez just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Mr. Ibanez just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all. I'm sorry, you have to say 'dog kennel' to Mr 73, because if you say 'mattress' he puts a bucket over his head. I should have explained. Otherwise he's perfectly all right. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 41 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I'm sorry, you have to say 'dog kennel' to Mr 73, because if you say 'mattress' he puts a bucket over his head. I should have explained. Otherwise he's perfectly all right. That's a little bit too loud. Can you say it just a little less loud than that? Could you try it in a higher register? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: That's a little bit too loud. Can you say it just a little less loud than that? Could you try it in a higher register? What a strange turn this thread has taken. Mr. Ibanez appears to have lost his memory and is now convinced that he is 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 31, 2022 Author Share Posted August 31, 2022 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: What a strange turn this thread has taken. Mr. Ibanez appears to have lost his memory and is now convinced that he is No. Never seen him before in my life. Oh , yes, yes he's the one. He done it. I'd recognize him anywhere, sorry, Robert. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No. Never seen him before in my life. Oh , yes, yes he's the one. He done it. I'd recognize him anywhere, sorry, Robert. Never mind, Timmy Simon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 31, 2022 Author Share Posted August 31, 2022 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Never mind, Timmy Simon. Oh Mike Robert, you're such a comfort. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 43 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh Mike Robert, you're such a comfort. A pint of creme de menthe for my friend. Well how are you, you great poof? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: A pint of creme de menthe for my friend. Well how are you, you great poof? Enough of this gay banter. And now Mr. Anchovy, you asked us to advise you which job in life you were best suited for. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 31, 2022 Author Share Posted August 31, 2022 48 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Enough of this gay banter. And now Mr. Anchovy, you asked us to advise you which job in life you were best suited for. I'm kind of guttering and laying back at the same time, and philosophizing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I'm kind of guttering and laying back at the same time, and philosophizing. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 31, 2022 Author Share Posted August 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? Ronald Rodgers, 'Storage Jars', La Paz. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ronald Rodgers, 'Storage Jars', La Paz. Yes, well, it was Spain, then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 31, 2022 Author Share Posted August 31, 2022 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, well, it was Spain, then. Well I'm afraid I shan't be coming on your expedition sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well I'm afraid I shan't be coming on your expedition sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it. So we now have a totally new offer. You get a nude lady. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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