IbanezJem Posted August 29, 2022 Author Share Posted August 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'd like to leave the army please, sir. There are people with guns out there, sir. And grenades, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Look out, there are llamas! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Look out, there are llamas! Yes, yes, I thought so. Only, why are they up in the trees? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 29, 2022 Author Share Posted August 29, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, yes, I thought so. Only, why are they up in the trees? ... behind me you can hear the thud of mortars and the high-pitched whine of rockets, as the battle for control of this volatile republic shakes the foundations of this old city. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: ... behind me you can hear the thud of mortars and the high-pitched whine of rockets, as the battle for control of this volatile republic shakes the foundations of this old city. Yes, everyone is welcomed to North Malden. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, everyone is welcomed to North Malden. That's where I was born. You know, one day, my mother, she put me on her knee and she said, "Gaston, my son, the world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and...love everyone, try to make everyone happy..." Well.... it's not much of a philosophy, I know, but, well.....f**k you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: That's where I was born. You know, one day, my mother, she put me on her knee and she said, "Gaston, my son, the world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and...love everyone, try to make everyone happy..." Well.... it's not much of a philosophy, I know, but, well.....f**k you! No, no. Please do carry on, because this is in fact why we wanted you on the thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 29, 2022 Author Share Posted August 29, 2022 54 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, no. Please do carry on, because this is in fact why we wanted you on the thread. Well I see my role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well I see my role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man... Thick, Herculean arms, a deep, massive chest, atomic-powered legs, shoulders a yard wide and right in the privacy of the Monty Python thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Thick, Herculean arms, a deep, massive chest, atomic-powered legs, shoulders a yard wide and right in the privacy of the Monty Python thread. Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties? Well, while you're thinking about that, perhaps the 73 would rather answer that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, while you're thinking about that, perhaps the 73 would rather answer that? It say 'Go away you silly little bleeder. I am having another man. Love 73'. Quite some error. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It say 'Go away you silly little bleeder. I am having another man. Love 73'. Quite some error. Uh, well, I...I got, uh, a note. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Uh, well, I...I got, uh, a note. Oh! It says, 'A wonderful day ahead. You will be surrounded by family and friends. Roger Moore will drop in for lunch, bringing Tony Curtis with him. In the afternoon a substantial cash sum will come your way. In the evening Petula Clark will visit your home accompanied by The Mike Sammes singers. She will sing for you in your own living room. Before you go to bed, Peter Wyngarde will come and declare his undying love for you.' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 22 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh! It says, 'A wonderful day ahead. You will be surrounded by family and friends. Roger Moore will drop in for lunch, bringing Tony Curtis with him. In the afternoon a substantial cash sum will come your way. In the evening Petula Clark will visit your home accompanied by The Mike Sammes singers. She will sing for you in your own living room. Before you go to bed, Peter Wyngarde will come and declare his undying love for you.' But I don't want any of that. I'd rather....just....sing! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: But I don't want any of that. I'd rather....just....sing! We let you know... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said: We let you know... I don't much like the tone of your voice! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I don't much like the tone of your voice! Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend- when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-5,000-pounds-in-savings-had-been-stolen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend- when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-5,000-pounds-in-savings-had-been-stolen. He didn't wear a kilt or play the bagpipes? He never got drunk at night or bought home black puddings? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He didn't wear a kilt or play the bagpipes? He never got drunk at night or bought home black puddings? He had very long arms. Say thirty or forty feet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: He had very long arms. Say thirty or forty feet. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people. Let us taunt it. It may become so cross that it will make a mistake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Let us taunt it. It may become so cross that it will make a mistake. Of course, the Big Blackhawk made two mistakes. First of all he didn't recognize me, 73, Arthur 73, Special Investigator, The Rush Forum, and second... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Of course, the Big Blackhawk made two mistakes. First of all he didn't recognize me, 73, Arthur 73, Special Investigator, The Rush Forum, and second... ...Oh, spit. Which one is it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: ...Oh, spit. Which one is it? I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: ...Oh, spit. Which one is it? 5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. Yes, it was the middle one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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