1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 5, 2020 Author Share Posted October 5, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and...We must find and exterminate them. The Americans say if we don't, they will. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and...We must find and exterminate them. The Americans say if we don't, they will. If I may be allowed to say a few wordsssss........ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 6, 2020 Author Share Posted October 6, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and...We must find and exterminate them. The Americans say if we don't, they will. If I may be allowed to say a few wordsssss........Quiet! Silly person. Guards! Search the house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and...We must find and exterminate them. The Americans say if we don't, they will. If I may be allowed to say a few wordsssss........Quiet! Silly person. Guards! Search the house.I must warn you that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 6, 2020 Author Share Posted October 6, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and...We must find and exterminate them. The Americans say if we don't, they will. If I may be allowed to say a few wordsssss........Quiet! Silly person. Guards! Search the house.I must warn you that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie.Gentlemen, I see a dog! And gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree and he piddles on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and...We must find and exterminate them. The Americans say if we don't, they will. If I may be allowed to say a few wordsssss........Quiet! Silly person. Guards! Search the house.I must warn you that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie.Gentlemen, I see a dog! And gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree and he piddles on it. Dog? What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No dogs! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and...We must find and exterminate them. The Americans say if we don't, they will. If I may be allowed to say a few wordsssss........Quiet! Silly person. Guards! Search the house.I must warn you that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie.Gentlemen, I see a dog! And gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree and he piddles on it. Dog? What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No dogs!A Tiger? In Africa??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and...We must find and exterminate them. The Americans say if we don't, they will. If I may be allowed to say a few wordsssss........Quiet! Silly person. Guards! Search the house.I must warn you that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie.Gentlemen, I see a dog! And gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree and he piddles on it. Dog? What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No dogs!A Tiger? In Africa??? "Shhhhhhhh!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 7, 2020 Author Share Posted October 7, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and...We must find and exterminate them. The Americans say if we don't, they will. If I may be allowed to say a few wordsssss........Quiet! Silly person. Guards! Search the house.I must warn you that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie.Gentlemen, I see a dog! And gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree and he piddles on it. Dog? What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No dogs!A Tiger? In Africa??? "Shhhhhhhh!!!!!"Quiet. Quiet. Now wait a minute. I have already warned this thread about infringing the Army copyright of our slogan 'It's a pig's life... man's life in the modern army'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and...We must find and exterminate them. The Americans say if we don't, they will. If I may be allowed to say a few wordsssss........Quiet! Silly person. Guards! Search the house.I must warn you that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie.Gentlemen, I see a dog! And gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree and he piddles on it. Dog? What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No dogs!A Tiger? In Africa??? "Shhhhhhhh!!!!!"Quiet. Quiet. Now wait a minute. I have already warned this thread about infringing the Army copyright of our slogan 'It's a pig's life... man's life in the modern army'.I was just wondering whether it would be possible for me to join the women's army. :drool: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 8, 2020 Author Share Posted October 8, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and...We must find and exterminate them. The Americans say if we don't, they will. If I may be allowed to say a few wordsssss........Quiet! Silly person. Guards! Search the house.I must warn you that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie.Gentlemen, I see a dog! And gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree and he piddles on it. Dog? What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No dogs!A Tiger? In Africa??? "Shhhhhhhh!!!!!"Quiet. Quiet. Now wait a minute. I have already warned this thread about infringing the Army copyright of our slogan 'It's a pig's life... man's life in the modern army'.I was just wondering whether it would be possible for me to join the women's army. :drool:How about `Dad's Navy'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and...We must find and exterminate them. The Americans say if we don't, they will. If I may be allowed to say a few wordsssss........Quiet! Silly person. Guards! Search the house.I must warn you that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie.Gentlemen, I see a dog! And gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree and he piddles on it. Dog? What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No dogs!A Tiger? In Africa??? "Shhhhhhhh!!!!!"Quiet. Quiet. Now wait a minute. I have already warned this thread about infringing the Army copyright of our slogan 'It's a pig's life... man's life in the modern army'.I was just wondering whether it would be possible for me to join the women's army. :drool:How about `Dad's Navy'?Here, you wouldn't have got on one of our voyages. They were all dead butch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 8, 2020 Author Share Posted October 8, 2020 I quite like it. I really had my heart set on halibut. :pussy:I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.You're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex. From the war.THE WAR WOUND! The wound! The wound! Whatever you do, do NOT mention the dirty KNIFE!!!!!Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and...We must find and exterminate them. The Americans say if we don't, they will. If I may be allowed to say a few wordsssss........Quiet! Silly person. Guards! Search the house.I must warn you that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie.Gentlemen, I see a dog! And gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree and he piddles on it. Dog? What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No dogs!A Tiger? In Africa??? "Shhhhhhhh!!!!!"Quiet. Quiet. Now wait a minute. I have already warned this thread about infringing the Army copyright of our slogan 'It's a pig's life... man's life in the modern army'.I was just wondering whether it would be possible for me to join the women's army. :drool:How about `Dad's Navy'?Here, you wouldn't have got on one of our voyages. They were all dead butch. Sorry loves. Sorry. We'll have to take it again, from the top. All fight. OK... Cue! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of God 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 8, 2020 Author Share Posted October 8, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 8, 2020 Author Share Posted October 8, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 9, 2020 Author Share Posted October 9, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Look, you crumb bum. I'm a star. Star, star, star. I played Miss St. John the Baptist in a trench. And introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright as the voice of GodOh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! I was to be taken to Rome, house by the forum. Slaves. Asses' milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had... voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ronalda. But for a truly magnificent waste of time you've got to go no further than the exhibit from Italy - Italian priests in custard, discussing vital matters of the day.Che cosa e lo succiacatori do polli? And now over to the European Cup at Barcelona where the latest news is that Miguel Otana, the burly Real Madrid striker, was sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute.Why on earth didn't you say why you wanted an adjournment? :outtahere: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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