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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


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8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.  :fistbump: 

All right, I confess, I'm a smuggler. This whole case is crammed full of Rush CDs and vinyl. I've been purposely trying to deceive TRF's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool. :eh:

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5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

All right, I confess, I'm a smuggler. This whole case is crammed full of Rush CDs and vinyl. I've been purposely trying to deceive TRF's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool. :eh:

All right, sergeant, leave this to me. Er, now then sir, you are Kubla Khan?   :wink:

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40 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

The same! We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pang, and Xana-du! :rush:

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see honeydew! :puke: 

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4 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Now, here's the start of the movie. I see honeydew! :puke: 

Yeah, not bad. Could be worse. Better Beer?   :cheers: 

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45 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

And Ibanez was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. :drink:

 Look, I stopped your sketch five minutes ago. So get out of shot. Right director! Close up. Zoom in on me. :wave:

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9 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

 Look, I stopped your sketch five minutes ago. So get out of shot. Right director! Close up. Zoom in on me. :wave:

LATER THE SAME SKETCH: Ibanez's wife Maureen ran off with a bottle of Bell's whisky during the Aberdeen versus Raith Rovers match. :hockey1:

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

LATER THE SAME SKETCH: Ibanez's wife Maureen ran off with a bottle of Bell's whisky during the Aberdeen versus Raith Rovers match. :hockey1:

 

:yes: Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, married to a very attractive table lamp.

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5 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

:yes: Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, married to a very attractive table lamp.

  :yes:   You shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.  

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3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :yes:   You shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.  

Oh well you want the Durham Light Infantry then, sir. :16ton:

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19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh well you want the Durham Light Infantry then, sir. :16ton:

All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left?  :wave::wave::rose::wave::rose: :rose::wave::rose:

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9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Three, sir. We'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite! :pirate:

Yes they are, I've got a beauty. :wub:

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8 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Anagram-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom! :thumbsup:

Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :shakehead:

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25 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :shakehead:

Ken's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl.  :whipgirl:

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4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ken's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl.  :whipgirl:

You got a nice pair there haven't you love? :smile:

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24 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

You got a nice pair there haven't you love? :smile:

  :coy:   So, let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man.  :coy:

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :coy:   So, let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man.  :coy:

 

This man is about to die, for Arthur Ibanez is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution. :16ton:

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14 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

This man is about to die, for Arthur Ibanez is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution. :16ton:

Well, what if you haven't got a  :blast: or a 16-ton weight? 

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49 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I've got a second-hand apron... :unsure:

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of the Island. Funny, he looks like a Ranger.   :confused: 

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