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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


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4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the :donut: like a bull at a gate!

Ah. You have beautiful thighs. :chickendance:

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18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I prefer to watch Palace nowadays. :bitchslap:Oh. Sorry. Was that your ear?

I - I'll be all right, sir. Oh, there's just... one other thing, sir. Spadge, give him the cheque. :heart:

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17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

I - I'll be all right, sir. Oh, there's just... one other thing, sir. Spadge, give him the cheque. :heart:

Och, I dinna like to...but I will.  :eh:

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34 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Now look. I want twenty for that. :cake1: Now, are you telling me that's not worth twenty shekels?

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice. :rolleyes:

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15 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice. :rolleyes:

 

But I don't want any of that.  I'd rather...just...sing! :music:

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32 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

But I don't want any of that.  I'd rather...just...sing! :music:

And so, Inspector 73, the forensic expert from the TRF murder squad sings his song 'I Think I'm Going Bald'.   :ninja:

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15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

And so, Inspector 73, the forensic expert from the TRF murder squad sings his song 'I Think I'm Going Bald'.   :ninja:

Actually, I only came in here to ask where the manager's office was. :confused:

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41 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Ah yes, well that's the pets department, second floor. :yes:

We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water. :coy:

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19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water. :coy:

   :drool: I shall be jumping into the center of Calais itself. 

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1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

And then we leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! :bolt:

What, just like that? :blink: You quite sure you've got this right? 

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10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Est la seule boite pour le region d'Ulverston Road.  :police:  

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people. :wtf:

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25 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

This often ignored minority is very rarely brought to the attention of the general public. The average man in the street scarcely gives a second thought to these extremely well-off people. :wtf:

Well, er, speaking as a man in the street...  :ohmy: :police:   

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