blackhawkrush Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 23 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Listen, in order to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? Am I right? Admin has had a long journey here and miscounted...73 times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 55 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Admin has had a long journey here and miscounted...73 times. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Five is right out! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Five is right out! THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE NEXT ANNOUNCEMENT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE NEXT ANNOUNCEMENT We've got your dung. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 14 hours ago, IbanezJem said: We've got your dung. Anders Lee, come in. Do sit down. Ah, sit on the desk here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Anders Lee, come in. Do sit down. Ah, sit on the desk here. I've been here for seven hours. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 24 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I've been here for seven hours. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat. And when didn't you start contradicting them? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: And when didn't you start contradicting them? Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, to put the other person at his ease. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, to put the other person at his ease. I'm sorry, sorry. That's the trouble with being on two cases at once. I keep thinking I've got Boskovitch cornered and in fact I'm investigating a Burnley. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 56 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I'm sorry, sorry. That's the trouble with being on two cases at once. I keep thinking I've got Boskovitch cornered and in fact I'm investigating a Burnley. Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 26, 2023 Author Share Posted March 26, 2023 16 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. That is correct. We were very thrilled and honoured when Robert agreed to play the part of Lieutenant Scott, because a star of his magnitude can pick and choose, but he read the title and just flipped. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 13 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: That is correct. We were very thrilled and honoured when Robert agreed to play the part of Lieutenant Scott, because a star of his magnitude can pick and choose, but he read the title and just flipped. Flipped over on my Betty Harpers and caught my can in the Bertie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 26, 2023 Author Share Posted March 26, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Flipped over on my Betty Harpers and caught my can in the Bertie. How could I think of catching a train when I should be here helping you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: How could I think of catching a train when I should be here helping you? This is Bolton, is it? That's inter-city rail for you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 30 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: This is Bolton, is it? That's inter-city rail for you. I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board (Ipswich) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 26, 2023 Author Share Posted March 26, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board (Ipswich) No, tell the surgeon to attend the men that can be saved. He can do little for me, I fear. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 14 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: No, tell the surgeon to attend the men that can be saved. He can do little for me, I fear. This is where Mrs. Shazam was so wrong. In many fields of medicine nowadays, a dose of dynamite can do a world of good. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 26, 2023 Author Share Posted March 26, 2023 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: This is where Mrs. Shazam was so wrong. In many fields of medicine nowadays, a dose of dynamite can do a world of good. Ah, well I'm afraid we have to stop the post there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which might have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though not to me, I can tell you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 32 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Ah, well I'm afraid we have to stop the post there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which might have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though not to me, I can tell you. And now let's take a look at the state of play in the detective sketch... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: And now let's take a look at the state of play in the detective sketch... Make sure Ibanez doesn't leave this room until I come and get him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 26, 2023 Author Share Posted March 26, 2023 30 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Make sure Ibanez doesn't leave this room until I come and get him. Well, there's only this room, the bedroom, a spare room. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, there's only this room, the bedroom, a spare room. My gran, she trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: My gran, she trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic. What's all this about going upstairs? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: What's all this about going upstairs? What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the like a bull at a gate! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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