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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


IbanezJem
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14 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I was here on Saturday, getting married to a blond girl, and I'd like to change please. I'd like to have this one instead please. :yes:

My wife, Josephine... 'Joe-jums' as I call her. :wagfinger:

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18 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

And Robert, what are your hobbies outside summarizing? :smile:

 

He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone. :smash:

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30 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

He was really considerate to his mother, and not at all the kind of person you'd expect to pulverize their opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and raw bone. :smash:

I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. :facepalm:

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58 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

This is a lingerie shop, sir. :bacon::drool::bacon:

Ah! Now then, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent. Now then ... ah ... what happens when the steel is poured into the ingots? :huh:

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11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Ah! Now then, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent. Now then ... ah ... what happens when the steel is poured into the ingots? :huh:

Lots of wild slogging and boundaries and all sorts of rubbishy things.  :wacko:  

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4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Lots of wild slogging and boundaries and all sorts of rubbishy things.  :wacko:  

I've just been told that 73 has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years. :confused:

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39 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

I've just been told that 73 has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years. :confused:

You are Sir Philip Sidney the 73rd? Come. Let us eat goulash and drink  :rr:

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8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

You are Sir Philip Sidney the 73rd? Come. Let us eat goulash and drink  :rr:

'ONE EVENING WITH THE CHEAP-LAUGHS LATER' :rolleyes:

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8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

'ONE EVENING WITH THE CHEAP-LAUGHS LATER' :rolleyes:

Well, it has been a pleasure working with you. :fistbump: For me also it has been a pleasure. And that concludes our little skit. 

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18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, it has been a pleasure working with you. :fistbump: For me also it has been a pleasure. And that concludes our little skit. 

The next sketch starts after some silly noises. :Neil:

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35 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

:no: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

Just lie down, I haven't got all day. :bitchslap:There's a hundred and forty of you lot to get up. 

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14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Just lie down, I haven't got all day. :bitchslap:There's a hundred and forty of you lot to get up. 

And he's down again, and I don't think he's going to get up this time. :facepalm:

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51 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

And he's down again, and I don't think he's going to get up this time. :facepalm:

   :yes:   You're not so strong compared with me, four, five, six...Ha!   

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11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :yes:   You're not so strong compared with me, four, five, six...Ha!   

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave. :sad:

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12 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Or, try Crelm toothpaste with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin! :thumbsup:

Oh shut up! We're sick to death with the stench of it. :cat: Look. The cat's just choked itself to death on it. 

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh shut up! We're sick to death with the stench of it. :cat: Look. The cat's just choked itself to death on it. 

Badly, sir?  :no:   extremely well.  

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