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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


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4 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane.  :blink::nyanya:

That's just what Jesus said, sir.   :nasty:  

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10 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! :wagfinger:

No, well Kevin knows that if he spits at a   :monalisa:   I'll never take him to an exhibition again. 

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9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

No, well Kevin knows that if he spits at a   :monalisa:   I'll never take him to an exhibition again. 

Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him. :ohmy:

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4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Barry Zeppelin? The least talented of the fourteen Zeppelin brothers?  :no:

 

:no: Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Ibanez', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets.

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1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

:no: Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Ibanez', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets.

I can't eat honey. It makes me go plop plops. :blush2:

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35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well taken, Ibanez! And again. Over we go. Good. Steady. And now, the big one!  :beathorse:

Well, now, uh, Blackhawk, 73, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! :thumbsup:

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51 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, now, uh, Blackhawk, 73, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! :thumbsup:

  :yes:   The Jodrellouxs win every bloody year...makes you vomit. 

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27 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :yes:   The Jodrellouxs win every bloody year...makes you vomit. 

:yes: Please do carry on because that is in fact why we wanted you on the show.

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23 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

:yes: Please do carry on because that is in fact why we wanted you on the show.

Better get a bucket. :puke: I haven't finished. :puke:There's still more. :puke: Oh.  :puke:

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15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Better get a bucket. :puke: I haven't finished. :puke:There's still more. :puke: Oh.  :puke:

Oh my goodness. :doh: I do beg your pardon. How dreadful! The first day in my new parish, I completely ... so sorry!

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4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh my goodness. :doh: I do beg your pardon. How dreadful! The first day in my new parish, I completely ... so sorry!

That's roughly 540,000 glasses, vicar Simon.  :wagfinger:  

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58 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Yeah. No, wait a minute. I think I can only manage six crates today.  :macallan:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets. :wacko:

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35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets. :wacko:

And now, four tired undertakers. :zalice::zalice::zalice::zalice:

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2 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

:no: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

That's the motion to get on with it, passed with, uh, one abstention. I now propose that we go without further ado. May I have a seconder for... :huh:

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

That's the motion to get on with it, passed with, uh, one abstention. I now propose that we go without further ado. May I have a seconder for... :huh:

I wanted to listen to that!  :fistscrying:  

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