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32 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :drool:   Foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards.  

Er I, I'm afraid Robert's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er... excuse me a moment. :rolleyes:

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7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Er I, I'm afraid Robert's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er... excuse me a moment. :rolleyes:

Severely damaged my Mars bar. Shall I ever see River Grove bus station again?  :sad:

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27 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Severely damaged my Mars bar. Shall I ever see River Grove bus station again?  :sad:

Just two minutes from this thread. The manager Mr Luigi 73 will be pleased to welcome you and introduce you to a wide variety of famous Sicilian delicacies.

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17 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Just two minutes from this thread. The manager Mr Luigi 73 will be pleased to welcome you and introduce you to a wide variety of famous Sicilian delicacies.

There may be a little delay.  :ninja:

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4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well did you er, did you see anyone take it, anyone hanging around or... :confused:

I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction. I looked around but could not see the target.  :huh:

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On 3/4/2023 at 6:34 PM, blackhawkrush said:

I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction. I looked around but could not see the target.  :huh:

Right, er, all right sergeant leave this to me. Er, now then sir, you are Attila the Hun. :nasty:

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :confused: This was put up for five pounds and thirty bob for Janet. 

Oh there's nobody here of that name. It's Mrs G. Pinnet. 46 Egernon Road. :facepalm:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh there's nobody here of that name. It's Mrs G. Pinnet. 46 Egernon Road. :facepalm:

    :drool: My little fruit salad, I can wait for you no longer. You must be mine utterly. 

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13 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

You don't frighten us, Texas pigdogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. :nyanya:

Ah, Texas, Arizona, Kit Carson Super Scout.  :blast: 

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8 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here. :thumbsup:

Look, would you mind going away, I'm trying to examine this man. :blush2: It's - er - it's all right - I am a doctor. Actually, I'm a gynaecologist, but this is my lunch hour.

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27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Look, would you mind going away, I'm trying to examine this man. :blush2: It's - er - it's all right - I am a doctor. Actually, I'm a gynaecologist, but this is my lunch hour.

    :wtf: He's engaged to me!  

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34 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Still, never mind - could be worse. How's the nude lady? :wink:

Wearing a striking organza dress in pink tulle, with matching pearls and a diamante collar necklace.  :banghead:  

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40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Wearing a striking organza dress in pink tulle, with matching pearls and a diamante collar necklace.  :banghead:  

Have you anything a little fishier? :popcorn:

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