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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


IbanezJem
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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them just there, just above the beak. :wink:

    :huh:   Oh, go on, just pretend for God's sake. Ha! Ha! Ha!  

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20 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

    :huh:   Oh, go on, just pretend for God's sake. Ha! Ha! Ha!  

:confused: But for the lack of any untoward circumstances for this young secretary to notice, and the total non-involvement of Mr. Melish in anything illegal, the full weight of the law would have insured that Ralph Aldous Melish would have ended up like all who challenge the fundamental laws of our society. In an iron coffin with spikes on the inside.

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

:confused: But for the lack of any untoward circumstances for this young secretary to notice, and the total non-involvement of Mr. Melish in anything illegal, the full weight of the law would have insured that Ralph Aldous Melish would have ended up like all who challenge the fundamental laws of our society. In an iron coffin with spikes on the inside.

A very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. :whipgirl:

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30 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

A very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. :whipgirl:

We mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy! :bitchslap:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

We mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy! :bitchslap:

We're going to show these Chinese...these Germans...we're going to show them that no British soldier will descent to their level.                        :blast::cheers:

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15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

We're going to show these Chinese...these Germans...we're going to show them that no British soldier will descent to their level.                        :blast::cheers:

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :drool:

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40 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter. :banana:

  :no:   Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, your piece of pork, your wife's best friend!  

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17 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :no:   Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, your piece of pork, your wife's best friend!  

Ohhh, now, don't think you can get around me like that. He's not coming out, and that's my final word. Now, shove off! :wagfinger:

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42 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Ohhh, now, don't think you can get around me like that. He's not coming out, and that's my final word. Now, shove off! :wagfinger:

Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. In the old days, we used to make our own fun...  :tempted:  

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. In the old days, we used to make our own fun...  :tempted:  

:yes: Have you seen Lady Windermere's new carriage, dear?

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Don't be a fool, don't do it. It has the new narrow traction bogies, you wouldn't stand a chance.  :rose: 

Oh yes, we've come from Paris... yes... yes, yes, we've just come from... er... Paris... yes. :wink:

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22 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

No, it's in the very small print, you see, sir, so as not to affect the sales. :biggrin:

Tish, tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of Caerphilly, if you please. :drool:

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43 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Ah, that's our specialty! When you pop it in your mouth steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through-both cheeks. :biggrin:

We must study them in conditions of absolute secrecy. :kiss:

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11 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

The remainder of this film was taken secretly at one of these mouse parties by a TRF cameraman posing as a vole. :ninja:

No, no, it's just that there are twenty-eight of them. :wtf:

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4 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

No, no, hang on. Just answer the five questions... :facepalm: ...three questions as best you can, and we shall watch...and pray.

No. We don't want a specimen. We either want your blood or nothing. :cool:

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