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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


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52 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

He's up at six. :rr: :rr: :rr:   And I don't think he's going to get up this time...no.  

I'm afraid it's my unpleasant duty to inform you that you're fired. :rofl2:

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1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I've got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I just don't know where to turn. I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. :sad:

So anyway, I became a barber. :yes:

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1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

:wagfinger: I object to all this sex on the television! I mean, I keep falling off!

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. :gumby:

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8 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! :confused:

Simon arrives at what he thinks is TRF. Sometimes it's a sweetshop, sometimes it's a private house. Today it's a hospital.  :atickhum:

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On 1/27/2023 at 6:34 PM, blackhawkrush said:

Simon arrives at what he thinks is TRF. Sometimes it's a sweetshop, sometimes it's a private house. Today it's a hospital.  :atickhum:

:wub: I love the surgical garment. Enjoy the delights of the Victor Mature abdominal corset. Sail down the Nile on the Bleed-it Kosher Truss. 

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30 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

:wub: I love the surgical garment. Enjoy the delights of the Victor Mature abdominal corset. Sail down the Nile on the Bleed-it Kosher Truss. 

Who's that very tall tribe in Africa?  :gumby:   :gumby:  :gumby:

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Shh! I bid you welcome to your new home...Camelot!  :cheers:

So if you have a friend in prison or under a sentence of death, be sure to let us know at this address. :thumbsup:

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

So if you have a friend in prison or under a sentence of death, be sure to let us know at this address. :thumbsup:

Me? No. I'm just a poor old man.  :old:  I have no time for law-breakers.  

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